Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm – Thursday night – Bankwest Stadium
Two teams that achieved the same outcome in round one, but went about it in very different ways. The Storm jumped the boxes and held what looked like an unassailable 22-0 lead after 30 minutes. They managed to score just two penalty goals after that point but the damage had been done - we all know how smart the Storm are when it comes to protecting a lead. Meanwhile the Eels trailed 16-0 after 30 minutes, but found their mojo in the second half. It helped that their opponent had tired almost to a walk in the latter stages (and have made a habit of leading but losing). If the Eels start this game like they started their round one game this isn't a contest, but that seems unlikely. Their coach will have drilled into them all week the importance of starting well. With that in mind, this could look like a contest for a while, but the defending premiers once again appear to be the NRL benchmark. Their spine has historically been one of the best in the competition and, despite the personnel changes it remains so. Munster and Papenhuyzen could be the best two players in the game right now, and Hughes one of the most under-rated. When Harry Grant returns, the purple machine could potentially lift to another level...frightening. It's the game of the round.
Verdict – Storm by 8
Result – Eels 16 defeated Storm 12
New Zealand Warriors vs Newcastle Knights – Friday night – Central Coast Stadium
I'm guilty as charged of under-estimating the Warriors and Knights last week, with both teams notching up convincing wins. The Warriors don't win two games in a row very often - particularly not in the first two rounds of the season, and particularly not in Australia. That said, the Central Coast is something of a second home for them now. The Knights will be happy they can catch the bus to this away game (and not a flight) but this won't be easy. Team line-ups are virtually unchanged from last week, although Euan Aitken is out for a few months for the Warriors with an ankle issue. Pompey slots in as replacement. The Warriors have long struggled in the halves ever since Stacey Jones called it a day, but they have a legitimate prospect on their hands with Chanel Harris-Tavita. One day they might name a perfume after him...Chanel No. 7 perhaps.
Verdict – Warriors by 4
Result – Knights 20 defeated Warriors 16
Gold Coast Titans vs Brisbane Broncos – Friday night – Cbus Super Stadium
The M1 derby returns, and there should be some extra spice on offer with both sides desperate to win their first game of the season. Asiata and Coates have both been named which is something of a surprise, while Matt Lodge will miss 2-3 weeks. His go-forward in the middle will be missed on what will be a very heavy surface on Friday night. Keep an eye on Tevita Pangai Jnr, who is still nuts enough to try and land something on David Fifita and end up in the bin or worse. And while I'm here I need to give a shout out to one of the most under-appreciated blokes in the game. David Mead returned to the NRL last week for the first time in four years. He broke tackles, he broke the line, and he ran for nearly 200 metres in a losing side. A champion bloke, and for my money still holds the trophy for the freakiest try I've seen in the NRL. Given the weather I'm not sure if they'll pack the joint, but there should be a fair crowd on hand nonetheless. Both teams will want to make a statement here, and this could end up being a very good game of football.
Verdict – Titans by 2
Result – Titans 28 defeated Broncos 16
Canterbury Bulldogs vs Penrith Panthers – Saturday afternoon – Bankwest Stadium
The Panthers kept their opponent scoreless in round one, continuing their stellar form from last year where they did everything but win the premiership. The Bulldogs let me down last week, and were beaten statistically on almost every measure by the Knights on a wet track. This will be a wet game too, against a much better opponent. Headaches for the new Bulldogs coach already.
Verdict – Panthers by 16
Result – Panthers 28 defeated Bulldogs 0
Manly Sea Eagles vs South Sydney Rabbitohs – Saturday afternoon – Lottoland
Both sides lost in the first round against strong opposition, but there was clearly more to like with the Rabbitohs performance. Seeminly out of the contest, they clawed their way back into the game and defended their tryline for the last 50 minutes. Manly started badly...and finished worse. The one thing going for them on Saturday is the venue, but there's some risk they could be torn to shreds again in this. Tom Burgess is a miraculous inclusion after being stretchered off in a neck brace in round one.
Verdict – Rabbitohs by 22
Result – Rabbitohs 26 defeated Sea Eagles 12
North Queensland Cowboys vs St George Illawarra Dragons – Saturday night – Queensland Country Bank Stadium
I don't know what to make of the performances of either side last week. So instead I will focus on something I do know a little about. The weather in Townsville in March is still pretty hideous...even at 6.30 at night. I expect it will be about 28 degrees when they kick off and the humidity will be sapping. It will sap the Cowboys too, but I'm assuming they're a little more acclimatised. So there you have it, I'm tipping the Cowboys because of the climate. Note that Corey Norman is back for the Dragons after his indiscretion or heroic display depending on who you ask.
Verdict – Cowboys by 4
Result – Dragons 25 defeated Cowboys 18
Wests Tigers vs Sydney Roosters – Sunday afternoon – Campbelltown Sports Stadium
A couple of significant outs for the Chooks with Friend and Crichton unavailable. Sam Walker moves ever closer to his much-awaited debut...but not yet. Doueihi returns for the Tigers, shunting Mbye onto the interchange. The Tigers weren't awful against the Raiders in round one, but they were never going to win. I expect a similar outcome here.
Verdict – Roosters by 8
Result – Roosters 40 defeated Tigers 6
Cronulla Sharks vs Canberra Raiders – Sunday night – Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
In round one the Sharks played at this venue as the away team. In round two they are the home team. Tis a funny game this one. In any case, the Raiders have a better pack of forwards, a better bench, a better backline and a better coach. They better win.
Verdict – Raiders by 10
Result – Raiders 12 defeated Sharks 10
Wally Lewis - round two selections (in bold)
Note: tips from Wally will be published on Wednesday night or Thursday morning
- Eels vs STORM
- Warriors vs KNIGHTS
- TITANS vs Broncos
- Bulldogs vs PANTHERS
- Sea Eagles vs RABBITOHS
- COWBOYS vs Dragons
- Tigers vs ROOSTERS
- Sharks vs RAIDERS
Comments
Submitted by The Thinker on
Greetings football fans
I have updated the NRL ladder and results after the end of round one. Plenty of high scores with a lot of favoured teams getting the chocolates, but only two of us managed 8 from 8.
Congrats to Steel Panther and The Voyeur...what a start to the season.
As for The Thinker...the less I say the better :-)
If anyone notices any errors just let me know in the comments.
I also think I found everyone who put their tips in the comments section for round one...again, if I missed you just let me know.
As you can see I have published the round two page but the tipping form needs to be activated. It's a bit early for me to wake my little helper up to sort that out, but I expect we will have that resolved later today.
All the best
The Thinker
Submitted by a on
Hi I just want to know when you will be updating my comp
Submitted by Mary S on
Hi a,
It looks like The Tinker was up before the sparrows this morning, with the amount of work already done, so I expect your 3 strike comp results will be posted as soon as he is able.
Your comp is off to a flying start.
Cheers,
Mary
Submitted by Esra Star on
Geeze,,round 2 looks hard!
Submitted by a on
Hey yes it’s good that my comp is off to a flying start with only 3 people picking up a strike
Submitted by NuL1F3 on
Congrats to The Voyeur and Steel Panther for a perfect round 1! 👏
Submitted by GMac on
Dammit. Love this comp. Always watch and check everyones tips. Will try get in next year. But keep posting mine in here. See if I can keep up the rest!
Submitted by The Thinker on
@Scuxdeluxe
You are in the comp this season. Check out the leaderboard (6 from 8)
Welcome aboard sir...and good luck
The Thinker
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Tigerholic good to see you tipping the tigers again like a real diehard supporter.
Submitted by Steel Panther on
Hey NuL1F3,
Many thanks mate. A miracle to be honest. After my disastrous tipping season last year I could only improve. Nice to get off to a good start though!! Cheers
SP
Submitted by NuL1F3 on
G-day Steel! Round 2 looks a bit tougher to pick for me.
Submitted by tigerholic on
Butcher
Don't worry mate, as daunting as it looks from the back of field I've seen plenty of Melbourne Cup winners come from no where to either finish strong or are still running.
Rocket
Who picked your tips, you getting 6/8 is unheard of, did your missus help you, I can see you didn't follow the Thinkers Tips.
Have a great week folks
Submitted by Thinker's Little Helper on
Tipping form's fixed I think. Go nuts, everyone
Submitted by The Butcher on
I know it’s like the Melbourne Cup.
But I knew I was in trouble when my horse said “Hello Wilbur”!
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Tiger is right butcher your stone motherless this week.
Submitted by Christine on
Newbie
I just read doug parkinson has died , newbie if you know soul music then you know doug parkinson may he rest in peace & his memory live on forever ...
Submitted by The Butcher on
Tiger
You didn’t just dog your team this week and it’s only round 2 but you even took them in the A game which is the icing on the cake.
But I’m glad you’ve seen the light and Roosterholic has a nice ring to it🐔
Submitted by mark ashford on
Hey Butcher
Loved your Melbourne cup comment about " Hello Wilbur" mate I loved that show. " A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to a horse of course unless of course the horse is the famous Mr Ed" or something like that. Thanks for the memories.
Submitted by Esra Star on
Will the NRL give itself a hefty fine and a few weeks on the sideline for bringing the game in to disrepute for the Gorilla emoji affair?
Submitted by mark ashford on
Steel Panther you old Kiwi dog.
On top of the comp and no doubt grinning your head off. Well done to you. From now on you'll have to be sharp as us Aussies are coming to get you. But seriously, I'd take a screen shot of the leader board and send it to all my mates with this "Kiwi beats Aussies in major NRL tipping comp" Terrific to see you on top my friend.
Submitted by mark ashford on
Goodness me!
I wonder what all those women who marched yesterday to call attention to womens rights and sexual harassment in the workplace would think of Jarrad Haynes comments in court today. Have a look below. Hayne should be very thankful some of them are not on the jury.
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Hi steel good start mate can they back up?
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Tiger in a battle of wits with butcher your unarmed.
Submitted by mark ashford on
Hey Rocket
Do you have a short memory? The Roosters were tipped to take the flag last year by all NSW journos. Our footy shows on #9 run almost exclusively by past NSW players and NSW journos said the same thing.
As ACDC said "it's a long way to the top etc" so be patient my friend there are many games to go. The Roosters failed at the end of the season and could do again. The Butcher has in his armament sharp knives, mincers etc and a very good team. Lets wait and see what happens.
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Dont worry mark i will be waiting.
Submitted by Steel Panther on
Hey Mark,
Yip it's taken me a long time to get to the top of the leader board on the Thinker's site....7 years and one week to be exact!! But as my wife used to say "it's a marathon not a sprint".....so a long way to go yet mate!!
Submitted by Steel Panther on
Rocket,
I'd like to think yes but last week was diamonds and this week just might be rocks. To be honest the Warriors weren't up against much last week. I thought the Titans were poor given all the pre-season hype. It looks like we've picked up our best signing in years Addin Fonua-Blake (sorry Big Pete), finally a forward who can break the line. We need the little guys like Nikorima and Harris-Tevita to be running off this big bopper. I will be tipping them again this week but I never tip them with any confidence.
Submitted by The Butcher on
What’s happening to this world
Speedy Gonzales no more because it offends Mexican culture
Pepe Le pew no more because he promotes a rape culture.
The Coyote is next because he chased the Road Runner with explosives.
Apparently it should of said “Don’t try this at home” well I wasn’t going to copy him because I’m not a fricken idiot.
Remember when the Flinstones said “Have a gay old time”.
I could sit on a poof listen to the footy on my tranny.
Suck on a fag and no one got offended.
Submitted by mark ashford on
Hey Butcher
Yes I'm sure we all miss "the good old days" No more "redskins lollies" no more "brown babies lollies" no more "nigger boy licorice" (I guess that one is a bit offensive) and so on. The politically correct brigade would have been tarred and feathered and run out of town back in the good old days.
Submitted by Dragons-fanboy on
Hi everyone,
My tips for this week are:
Storm by 8
Knights by 1
Titans by 6
Panthers by 10
Rabbitohs by 18
Dragons by 2
Roosters by 16
Raiders by 6
Awesome! Good luck with everyone's teams for this week and with everyone's tips for this week.
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DFB
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Tigerholics support of his tigers has finished he is sitting with butcher in the members stand
Submitted by Christine on
No one has noticed but pabdul is back tipping , welcome back pabdul were have you been hiding since you were on here ???
Submitted by Christine on
Now we just need johnny ray to show up , thinker if you are in contact with johnny ray at all please lwt him know he is sorely missed on your website if you could please thinker it would be appreciated ...
Submitted by Christine on
That said please let johnny ray know he is sorley missed on your website if you could thinker if you are in contact with him at all please thinker...
Submitted by Mary S on
Hi to all,
Weather in Townsville is currently 27d @ 9.30pm (after a maximum of 32d) and relative humidity - 81%.
Minimum around 23-25d still.
Thought, in support of The Thinkers comments on the Cowboys/Dragons match, you might be interested, particularly if you are in an area experiencing maximums in the mid 20's!!!!
Cheers,
Mary
Submitted by newbie from perth on
Sa-wat-dee krup,
Christine, thanks for letting me know about the passing of Doug Parkinson. Sad I know but it must come to us all sooner or later. Yeah, I didn’t mind Dougie. Certainly put out some great toons in his day and had a distinctive voice for sure. What a shame he didn’t make it bigger overseas. Talented man and yes, he will be missed. I suppose his best known song would be Dear Prudence but here’s a couple of other songs that I like to remember him by…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z2vkAg6YKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0fxHRz68I
When I logged in tonight the system tells me I’ve been here for 7 years and 5 days. Woo-Hoo! Doesn’t time fly when you’re having (lots of) fun 🤪.
OK, question time. I posted a link for the Roosters vs Manly highlights (YouTube video) on an online forum last weekend and some of the forum members from the USA commented they couldn’t watch it as it was blocked. I have a feeling the YT vids from the NRL are geo-blocked because maybe (not sure) the NRL has a broadcast deal of some sort with Rupert Murdoch (?) so that Rupert can charge overseas viewers to stream live or some such thing. Anyone know if this is the case? Really interested to find out. If so, what a shame as I was trying to promote our beautiful game to the far reaches of the planet. Oh well, such is life. Anyway, let’s get into it…
Eels vs Storm 35-65 @ Bankwest
Ladder Position = Eels
Bookies Favourite = Storm
Eels
Yeah the Eels won last week against the Broncos but they got one almighty scare before they managed to get home 24-16. I’m wondering if the Broncos didn’t have those injuries, could it have been a different story? Just thinking out loud is all 🤔. Jeckyll and Hyde performance from the Eels for mine. Their first half was awful (handling and unforced errors were costing them dearly) while their second half was great. That Blake Ferguson try where he bulldozed his way over in the corner was awesome. Looks like he’s rediscovered his mojo. Junior Paulo impressed as well. His last minute try sealed the deal. What they need to do now is play two halves of consistent footy and they’ll be good. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 54%
Completion Rate - 73%
Tackle Breaks - 38
Kicking Metres - 527
Missed Tackles - 23
Ineffective Tackles - 23
Errors - 15
Penalties Conceded - 1
Storm
The Storm were absolutely outstanding in the first half last week against the Bunnies. They had to endure a spirited comeback from their opposition but steadied the ship in the last quarter and came away with a 26-18 win. Their first round unbeaten win streak remains intact. Sterling efforts from Papenhuyzen and Munster. The Storm need to do something about that right-side defence of theirs or else teams will be heading down there looking for easy points. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 62%
Completion Rate - 78%
Tackle Breaks - 22
Effective Tackle - 85.2%
Missed Tackles - 34
Ineffective Tackles - 19
Errors - 11
Verdict: The Eels’ slow start last week and the Storm’s “fade” in the second half both have me wondering. Going with the “class” and tipping the Storm.
Warriors vs Knights 45-55 @ Central Coast
Ladder Position = Knights
Bookies Favourite = Knights
Warriors
The Warriors proved everyone wrong (including me) when they knocked off the highly rated Titans 19-6 last week. Against the odds and atrocious weather they got the job done with some solid defence and a completion rate that was just insane. Fonua-Blake was a standout and I’m sure that Manly are a little “annoyed” that he’s not with them anymore 😢. Their other new signings did well too. Take nothing away from the Warriors, they fought hard and earned their win. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 49%
Completion Rate - 91%
Dummy Passes - 3
Missed Tackles - 24
Ineffective Tackles - 23
Errors - 6
Penalties Conceded - 5
Ruck Infringements - 6
Knights
The Knights were pretty dominant in the second half last week against the Bulldogs and managed a 32-16 win. Apparently it was their first victory over the Bulldogs in Newcastle since 2013. The Knights were resolute in their defensive endeavours. Good effort in coming from behind twice it should be noted. Saifiti led from the front and scored his first ever double. Nice games from Pearce, Klemmer and “new boy” Frizell. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 55%
Completion Rate - 84%
Tackle Breaks - 30
Offloads - 17
Kick Defusal - 44%
Missed Tackles - 19
Ineffective Tackles - 5
Errors - 7
Penalties Conceded - 0
Verdict: This is tough. Comparing the quality of opposition both these sides played against last week I’m tipping the Warriors.
Titans vs Broncos 60-40@ Cbus
Ladder Position = Broncos
Bookies Favourite = Titans
Titans
The big name signings for the Titans failed to fire last week against the Warriors. Pretty average performance in my mind saw them go down 19-6. The Titans seemed to struggle all day and just didn’t measure up to all the hype surrounding them, especially with Tino Fa'asuamaleaui and David Fifita. They might need more time to get their groove happening. Yeah, the weather contributed to the fatigue but still, I expected better. The Titans were poor defensively and just made too many errors. Where to now? Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 51%
Completion Rate - 79%
Dummy Passes - 21
Missed Tackles - 26
Ineffective Tackles - 22
Errors - 15
Penalties Conceded - 6
Ruck Infringements - 4
Broncos
An almost flawless first half from the Broncos last week against the Eels had me thinking they were gonna get up. They had all the possession and were making the Eels look ordinary. They went into the sheds 16-0 up but the 24 unanswered points from the Eels in the second half just broke their hearts. Mind you, the number of Ponies that succumbed to injury didn’t help either. Coates gone. Asiata gone. Lodge didn’t finish the game. With just one bloke on the bench for most of the second half, it was just too much for the already fatigued Broncos. Yeah, the Broncos fell away in the second 40 but their approach looked more encouraging and going on what I saw, they won’t be finishing last this year. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 46%
Completion Rate - 85%
Tackle Breaks - 23
Kicking Metres - 754
Missed Tackles - 38
Ineffective Tackles - 24
Errors - 13
Penalties Conceded - 3
Verdict: Man, I’d really like to tip the Broncos but got a feeling the Titans might improve a bit from last week. Not totally convinced but I’ll tip the Titans anyway.
Bulldogs vs Panthers 35-65 @ Bankwest
Ladder Position = Panthers
Bookies Favourite = Panthers
Bulldogs
The Bulldogs seemed a bit underdone last week against the Knights. They hung in there for a while but just too many errors (handling especially). There were some positive signs though. They have the potential to improve I’m sure but they just need to keep working on it. Good to see ex-Rooster Kyle Flanagan (still reckon he was hard done by) have a crack. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 45%
Completion Rate - 72%
Tackle Breaks - 19
Offloads - 2
Kick Defusal - 80%
Missed Tackles - 30
Ineffective Tackles - 26
Errors 13
Penalties Conceded - 5
Panthers
As dominant as the Panthers were last week against the Cowboys, they only managed the one try in the first half. A little better in the second 40 but like we’ve seen previously they were just doing what they needed to do. Nothing spectacular and sometimes patchy but they did turn in an exceptional defensive effort and ran out 24-0 winners. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 61%
Completion Rate - 66%
Post Contact Metres - 751
Line Breaks - 6
Tackle Breaks - 43
Missed Tackles - 18
Errors - 16
Penalties Conceded - 3
Verdict: No brainer … the Panthers for me.
Manly vs Rabbitohs 30-70@ Brookvale
Ladder Position = Rabbitohs
Bookies Favourite = Rabbitohs
Manly
Manly had a day to forget last week against the Roosters and were smashed 46-4. They were totally outgunned and need to steady the ship this week. The Roosters worked out their weaknesses and made them pay dearly. They’ll need to work on those weaknesses and their left-edge defence especially. Poor ol’ DCE had a shocker with the boot. He ended up giving away 3 seven-tackle sets with poor kicks. Foran’s return was less than encouraging but I fully expect him to improve as the weeks go by. His set up for Garrick to score was nice though. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 48%
Completion Rate - 67%
All Run Metres - 1,297
Line Breaks - 1
Tackle Breaks - 18
Missed Tackles - 39
Ineffective Tackles - 20
Errors - 14
Penalties Conceded - 1
Rabbitohs
Even though they allowed the Storm to get 22 points in front in quick time, the Rabbitohs did fight back in the second half but were ultimately held at bay by the Storm for the last 15 minutes or so and went down 26-18. The Rabbitohs are still winless in Melbourne (0-17). Yikes! The Rabbitohs were a bit slow to get into gear I thought and their “new guys” didn’t seem to fire all that much. Same could be said of their big guns actually. Mind you, I thought Latrell Mitchell had a good game and so too Alex Johnston. Maybe it’ll take time for the “new” combinations to find some sort of cohesion. To get as close as they did with the lack of possession they had was admirable. Imagine what if. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 38%
Completion Rate - 63%
Tackle Breaks - 34
Effective Tackle - 91.6%
Missed Tackles - 22
Ineffective Tackles - 9
Errors - 16
Verdict: Another no brainer … the Rabbitohs for me.
Cowboys vs Dragons 60-40@ Townsville
Ladder Position = Dragons
Bookies Favourite = Cowboys
Cowboys
The Cowboys did pretty well in the first half last week and held the Panthers to just one try. Unfortunately they let in another 16 points in the second half while remaining scoreless for the entire match themselves 😱. They defended well for the last 18 minutes of the game while threatening the Panthers on a number of occasions during that period but all to no avail. They might have an easier time of this week though but only if they work on some basic footy skills and drills. A lot of their match figures were less than encouraging. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 39%
Completion Rate - 59%
Post Contact Metres - 563
Line Breaks - 1
Tackle Breaks - 17
Missed Tackles - 43
Errors - 18
Penalties Conceded - 7
Dragons
OK, the weather conditions were pretty bad last week but the Dragons couldn’t adapt to it in the first half against the Sharks and found themselves 14-0 down heading into the sheds. A much improved effort in the second 40 and at one stage were only 2 points behind. That Dufty try in the 53rd minute was an absolute gem 💪. The two quick tries they scored in the second half wasn’t enough and they went down 32-18. Interestingly, that 14 point lead they gave to the Sharks at half-time ultimately ended up being the same margin they lost by. They did show some spirit at times but mistakes cost them. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 48%
Completion Rate - 66%
Kicking Metres - 427
Forced Drop Outs - 0
Kick Defusal - 36%
Missed Tackles - 42
Ineffective Tackles - 7
Errors - 15
Penalties Conceded - 3
Ruck Infringements - 0
Verdict: Yeah, the Cowboys are at home and they weren’t that bad (sorta) against one of the best (if not the best) sides in the competition last week. Cowboys for me.
Tigers vs Roosters 30-70@ Campbelltown
Ladder Position = Roosters
Bookies Favourite = Roosters
Tigers
Just like the Raiders last week, the Tigers’ first half was pretty ordinary. Again, far too many errors but at least they were entertaining to watch. They had their chances but couldn’t capitalise and simply fell away in the second 40. The Tigers’ error count and lack of direction when in possession didn’t help their cause. They definitely have some work to do. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 51%
Completion Rate - 76%
Kicking Metres - 334
Kick Defusal - 50%
Missed Tackles - 36
Ineffective Tackles - 12
Errors - 13
Penalties Conceded - 6
Ruck Infringements - 3
Roosters
9 tries to 1 summed it up basically. The Roosters scored the biggest first-round win in their 113-year history. Boom! 💥. It took them a while to get going but once they did, they were on fire and there wasn’t much Manly could’ve done to be honest. I think the 46-4 scoreline says it all. Just too dominant across the park. Standouts for me were Tedesco (obviously) along with Taukeiaho and Keary. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 52%
Completion Rate - 76%
All Run Metres - 2,003
Line Breaks - 7
Tackle Breaks - 39
Missed Tackles - 18
Ineffective Tackles - 15
Errors - 13
Penalties Conceded - 4
Verdict: Roosters. Begurk! 🐔 Begurk! 🐔
Sharks vs Raiders 40-60@ Jubilee
Ladder Position = Raiders
Bookies Favourite = Raiders
Sharks
The Sharks showed the Dragons how to play wet weather footy last week and on the back of that went into the half-time break leading 14-0. The Dragons did have a crack at them in the second half but the Sharks scored 3 tries in a 14 minute period to put the matter to rest and eventually ran out comfortable 32-18 winners. The Sharks did all the basic stuff (completions and running metres) which just shows you that footy’s not that hard sometimes. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 52%
Completion Rate - 85%
Kicking Metres - 821
Forced Drop Outs - 3
Kick Defusal - 67%
Missed Tackles - 33
Ineffective Tackles - 13
Errors - 6
Penalties Conceded - 1
Ruck Infringements - 4
Raiders
The Raiders’ first half against the Tigers last week was woeful in my opinion. Far too many errors and they were looking very ordinary. The second 40 was a complete turnaround however and they really hit their straps and ended up running out comfortable 30-12 winners, thanks largely in part to the errors the Tigers were racking up. The class finally rose to the top though so credit where credit’s due I’d have to say. Some stats possibly worth a mention:
Possession - 49%
Completion Rate - 68%
Kicking Metres - 467
Kick Defusal - 100%
Missed Tackles - 29
Ineffective Tackles - 18
Errors - 14
Penalties Conceded - 5
Ruck Infringements - 7
Verdict: Yeah, the Green Machine has a bit more class than the Sharkies I’d have to say. Raiders for me.
Let’s finish off with another “Song of the Week”… this one’s from one of the best albums ever recorded. Well, in my mind at least 😱.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Wxi15x7ss
P.S. Seriously, I've gotta do something about how long my posts are. Sheesh!
OK kids, good luck with your tipping and may your team win by 40 points! Until next week people. Cheers 🐔 🐔 🐔
Submitted by NuL1F3 on
Haha @ The Butcher! You know, the best thing about this great nation of ours is that we have the right to be offensive if someone chooses to take offense.
@ Newbie, I think you actually ADD to your posts each year 😜 Lots of information and stats there, I don't think anyone here minds!
A quick look at everyone's tips and it seems we are mostly in agreeance, with the exception of a couple of games. Going to be a close year if we continue to be on the same page haha
Have a great weekend everyone!
Submitted by tigerholic on
Rocket
Tiger has heard you are away on a little holiday with Mrs Rocket. You would fit in fairly well in the land of 2 headed folk, make sure the right Rocket comes home tomorrow.
Butcher has a long way to go to get the better of Tiger, you will be safer just to sit back and watch.
Hello Christine, how are you going??
Tiger
Submitted by Guru Craig on
Covid Storm are a lock it in special, hard to see the Purple people losing this one. Melbourne were tremendous for the first half last week and were good enough to see out the win. Para have a long way to go, they're too worried about changing their play style and scoring points to be competitive here. Para were lost against a wooden spoon Bronco's struggling to follow coach Kevin's script. Para should have been 20 up by half time, no chance here at all. Papenhuyzen to dominate. Rolled Gold tip of the week.
Warriors. Truth be told, The Guru didnt see much of last weeks NZ game, there was something far more exciting on, cant recall what it was, but might have been watching the grass growing. NZ got the W and so did the hapless Knights. Seller dweller game, flip a coin but prob NZ. Scheduled for the no one cares Friday afternoon timeslot for a reason.
Titans. Mal's men really need to be better this round. Somehow they got dominated in the forwards for the first half and the Kiwi bro's were able to hold out. Brisbane...well, they tried and every player got a purple ribbon and little trophy for showing up. But as far as an NRL side go, The Bronco's were rubbish, terrible and awful. A wooden and awkward first half performance gave the Bronc's a decent lead going into half time but seriously, its more of a testament to how bad Paramatta are than Brisbane's improvement. Saying that though, this is a winnable game for both sides. Bottom 4 shootout.
Penrith. If the Panthers lose this game then stop watching the NRL. Canterbury should have won on paper last week, but the players have forgotten how. The Guru has not seen a worse defensive performance sine Brisbane 2020. Penrith by 20+ surely... maybe 40+
Rabbits all day and twice this Saturday. Bennett's Bunnies were smashed in the first half against Melbourne, Wayne's blue pill halftime speech certainly hardened up the cuddly bunnies and made them look reasonable by the 80th minute, but the red and green cant be doing that if they want to be a top 4 team. Souths are far too good for a rubbish Manly side and they will win this easily, but need major positional changes to be competitive. Playmaking isn't up to the best sides. The Guru can't confirm or deny the Souths boys practicing the Heimlich manoeuvre on Walker and Reynolds this week during training...But can confirm Souths are specials.
Cowboys. Townsville at home should be good enough. Coach blue eyes has a few tricks in his kit and the Cows actually have a couple of decent players. V Holmes is the best player at the club by a fair margin and while they are keen to defend Jason Taumalolo's poor form, the big fella needs to step up because trotting around isn't doing anyone any good. St George have zero heart and are looking good for the spoon this year....The Dragon's had a brutal mid week training session against the under tens girls netball team who gave them a touch up, but all 7 Dragons who left the court for medical assistance are said to be recovering and expected to play at 10%.
Roosters will be too good. The Bondi boys have the confidence and ability to tear the Tigers up. Coach Robinson has shown the Stegglers are having a crack this year with their ageing and battered line up, who should give a solid account of themselves this week against a weak and failing club in the West Tigers. Difficult to see The Tigers being competitive here.
Raiders will be good enough you would think to get the W and go on a 2 streak. Ricky will be his usual nervous self though, his side didn't go well against The Sharks during the finals in 2020 but to build a finals run you need to get through these games. Cronulla have nothing to lose and should keep close enough if they can score a few points on the dropped Raiders balls of which there will be plenty. Canberra by a few.
Submitted by Scotty H on
My round 2 tips
STORM
KNIGHTS
TITANS
PANTHERS
RABBITOHS
COWBOYS
ROOSTERS
RAIDERS
Submitted by Hardyards on
Well, the hit just keep coming for the Cowboys.
Taumalolo looks like he is out for a month with a broken hand
Bugger!
Submitted by Baggy_Gee on
Well for a second there while filling out the Girls score from last week I was worried I was going to be beaten, but all is OK. Dad is still in front as they got 3/8. Here we go again.
Storm - Just a feeling
Warriors - Because we haven't seen them play recently (Daughter 1 this week)
Titans - names out a hat this time
Panthers
Manly
Cowboys
Tigers
Sharks
Submitted by Steel Panther on
Hey Hardyards
Yea just saw that about half an hour after I picked the Cowboys in the 'a' game d'oh!! Mind you JT wasn't up to much last week but even great players have off days.
Submitted by The Thinker on
Greetings tipsters
If you can't access the tipping form for round two just place your tips in the comments section (like Scotty H) and I will sort things out.
Remember that if you haven't submitted before the kick off for the Thursday night game you won't get a point for that match.
All the best
The Thinker
Submitted by Christine on
My tips rd 2
Panthers
Cows
Storm
Souths
Raiders
Chooks
Titans
Warriors
Good luck with your tips everyone it is wet in sydney ...
Submitted by mark ashford on
Steel Panther
Yes JT for the Cowboys ruled out today with a broken hand. I wonder when it happened? maybe early in the game against the Panthers last weekend, would explain his ordinary performance. Would be nice if the club gave out this info a bit earlier. Anyway I'll stick with the Cows at home. One man doesn't make a team.
Submitted by Christine on
Tiger
i couldn't reply earlier i had no wifi i Couldn't get in rhe site i am doing as well as can be expected all considering , i am still waiting to find out if i am even allowed to have the covid 19 vac no one will answer my ?? It may not agree with my immunotherapy & no one will answer me as too if it will delay ny treatmebt by having it i have even rang my neurologists private room & i spoke to his assistant she was going to try too find out on tuesday but still nothing no answer i have been leaving messages for weeks they just don't ring me back it is very frustrating so my gp said to me today donvt worry about it i will just give it too you anyway but my gp was the onecasking me to find out if i can have it or not, not everything agrees with immunotherapy i can't have live vaccines it can delay my treatment for my ms tiger but anyway how are you going tiger still giving rocket a hard time it is obly rd 2 he will suffer enough you know that ...
Submitted by Hardyards on
Hi Steely
Yea, I’m sticking with them ( Cows) but that’s not a shock :)
I believe JT injured his hand at the last training run, not the first game. Great luck this season mate.
Submitted by mark ashford on
Baggy
You gotta be happy with your eels performance so far. A complete change from both teams from last weeks games. You have to tip your hat to both teams in these terrible conditions
Submitted by Mary S on
Hi Mark,
According to the local news tonight, JT broke his hand in practise today, and it is anticipated he will be out for a month at least.
Cheers,
Mary
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