Round seventeen selections

Brisbane Broncos vs Penrith Panthers – Thursday night – Suncorp Stadium

Broncos fans are doing it tough at the minute. A number of them have confided in me and told me how difficult it has been to stay solid. To these people I say this - a football team is like your wife or husband. Sometimes they let you down, sometimes they embarrass you, and sometimes you wonder if you should just give up and start supporting someone else. But you made a commitment to your team, and that beanie on your head means something. So my advice is to stick with your club/wife/husband, but don't tip the Broncos on Thursday night because they are bloody hopeless this season. For the record, if we excluded the first two rounds of the season (pre Covid), not only would the Broncos be outright last, their points differential would be 142 points worse than the team running second last. For the wealthiest club in the NRL, it is simply extraordinary. Kikau and Koroisau return for the Panthers to strengthen the visitors in what should be a procession.

Verdict – Panthers by 22

Result – Panthers 25 defeated Broncos 12

Newcastle Knights vs Cronulla Sharks – Friday night – McDonald Jones Stadium

The Knights and the Sharks are almost certainly playing finals football this year, but a win on Friday night virtually seals it while the loser will have to hold out the Warriors. The Knights were disappointing last start but the circumstances of that game were unusual. Returning to their home ground (where they have won three games in a row) has to help. I'm assuming Daniel Saifiti returns for the home side and he's a big inclusion if he does. As I write the Sharks are still running the set squares over Townsend, Johnson, Moylan, Ramien and Dugan. Some of them may play, with Townsend most likely, but with so many potential line-up changes I'm with the Novacastrians.

Verdict – Knights by 2

Result – Knights 38 defeated Sharks 10

South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Melbourne Storm – Friday night – ANZ Stadium

Just as Latrell Mitchell was getting fit and warming into the fullback role he goes down for the season. Ouch! Johnston is the likely replacement, but Allan is a viable option. Gagai should return in the centres. The Storm lose Asofa-Solomona and Seve, while Kenny Bromwich and Eisenhuth are some chance of lining up. The Storm haven't spent a lot of time in Sydney this season, and they haven't enjoyed it when they were there. Three losses from four games, all against top four sides (Panthers, Roosters, Eels). The Rabbitohs aren't in the top four but showed us why they should be with a comprehensive demolition of the Eels. A top four finish isn't beyond them, and that game against the Chooks in the final round could be all important. The Storm are a very warm favourite (as they usually are), but I'll take the Bunnies who are looking pretty switched on after their coach had his little bubble break.

Verdict – Rabbitohs by 2

Result – Storm 22 defeated Rabbitohs 16

Canterbury Bulldogs vs Gold Coast Titans – Saturday afternoon – ANZ Stadium

I doubt the Titans have started favourite in a game all season, but they do here (albeit barely). The Bulldogs are clearly still trying, knowing full well that they are better than the Broncos and need one solitary win to avoid the spoon, so they'll put everything into this. That said, the Titans have won their last five games against teams outside the top eight, and even some of their losses against the top eight teams (Panthers and Roosters) have been competitive. They finished strongly against the Dragons while the Bulldogs limped to the finish against the Raiders, and the Titans have had extra time to prepare for this.

Verdict – Titans by 4

Result – Titans 18 defeated Bulldogs 14

Manly Sea Eagles vs Wests Tigers – Saturday night – Lottoland

The mathemagicians will tell you that the Sea Eagles or the Tigers could still make the top eight this season, but it's all wizardry and smoke and mirrors. In reality, they are stuck in that dreadful no-mans land where they are out of the running but safe from the wooden spoon. It leaves you with little to play for, but at least Manly can try and give their rusted on fans at Brookvale a win on a Saturday night. Injuries have not been kind to either side, but the Manly forward pack looks strong. Note than Benji is still in the official team lists, but I assume he will be replaced by someone (Reynolds).

Verdict – Sea Eagles by 4

Result – Tigers 34 defeated Sea Eagles 32

Canberra Raiders vs Sydney Roosters – Saturday night – GIO Stadium

This was always going to be the game of the round, and how it ended up scheduled on a Saturday night is beyond me, but it just got a lot more interesting with the return of the biggest acronym in sport. SBW has been named on the interchange, and it will be interesting to see how the Roosters use him. The general consensus is he'll play at lock, shifting to an edge back-row role for the finals as his match fitness improves. He's not the player he once was, but he creates plenty of interest. Perhaps more importantly, Luke Keary returns for the Chooks. They've scored 96 points in their last two games, and he can only improve them in attack. Clearly this is a tougher challenge than recent outings, but a threepeat isn't beyond them (which is freaking unbelievable when you think about it). For the Raiders, Jack Wighton continues to blossom, and has to be in contention for the Dally M this year. I'm gutted this game isn't on a Sunday afternoon, but what a game.

Verdict – Roosters by 4

Result – Roosters 18 defeated Raiders 6

New Zealand Warriors vs Parramatta Eels – Sunday afternoon – Central Coast Stadium

Does anyone else think Todd Payten has beautiful eyes? No? Just Ms Thinker then huh! Anyways I keep telling Ms Thinker this bloke can coach and she just keeps scrolling through images of him on her ipad in bed. I might have to grow a beard and keep the lights off. In a year that has really tested us all and, to borrow a phrase from the French, been pretty shit, the New Zealand Warriors have given us that one glint of joy and sunshine. They probably can't make the top eight, but sheesus mcsneezus how good would it be if they did? I learned today that Warriors players on loan from other clubs can't play against those clubs, so George Jennings and Daniel Alvaro have to sit this one out. The Eels went from keeping the Storm on zero to getting stuck on zero themselves. I think they can bounce back with a win here - not a win that says their campaign is on track, but enough to keep them in contention for the top four.

Verdict – Eels by 1

Result – Eels 24 defeated Warriors 18

North Queensland Cowboys vs St George Illawarra Dragons – Sunday night – Queensland Country Bank Stadium

The Cowboys are on quite the losing streak at the moment, and they'll be desperate to win this because the two games that follow for the Cowboys look like losses. They have been better at home, but still losing, and I fear we might see more of the same here. The Dragons will be desperate after letting the two points slip in the final five minutes against the Titans in round sixteen. A little like the earlier game on Sunday I suspect. The Dragons won't be convincing, but they'll get the points.

Verdict – Dragons by 4

Result – Cowboys 23 defeated Dragons 22

Wally Lewis - round seventeen selections (in bold)

Note: tips from Wally will be published on Wednesday night or Thursday morning

  • Broncos vs PANTHERS
  • KNIGHTS vs Sharks
  • Rabbitohs vs STORM
  • Bulldogs vs TITANS
  • SEA EAGLES vs Tigers
  • Raiders vs ROOSTERS
  • Warriors vs EELS
  • Cowboys vs DRAGONS

Comments

tigerholic's picture

Morning All
This week looks bloody tough to pick, this will take some serious pondering.

Hope everyone is well.

Tiger

Mary S's picture

I see Benji Marshall has been told his services will not be required by Wests Tigers after this season.

Wonder if he will consider another club or retire.

Cheers,
Mary

Steel Panther's picture

Hi Mary,

Thanks for the link. I hadn't seen it. Many here are disappointed that Payten is not staying on as head coach. Warriors loss looks like being your Cowboys gain!! Payten has certainly achieved what a lot thought was unachievable. Being a realist, I can't see the Warriors beating the Eels this weekend. The Eels will be hurting after last weekend's heavy loss. Our loan Eels players Jennings & Alvaro have to sit it out too and one of our young up and comers Katoa has been ruled out.

Stay safe up there in NQ!!

mark ashford's picture

Hey Thinker
Enjoyed your preview of the Broncs/Panthers game particularly your call to "keep the faith". I know you have part of your head in the Broncs camp so have you heard anything about the new coach?

mark ashford's picture

Mary S
A bit sad that. Benji has been a great servant for a lot of clubs and his style of play (no look passes etc) has been a joy to watch. Like all of us we aren't getting any younger and that applies to Benji. I can see him being a great halves coach as an assistant to some club who needs one.

Bronco Legend's picture

Yes will be a tough round Tiger, i had some luck the last few rounds but this one is a shocker, hopefully i guess right.
Cheers
Bronco Legend

Christine's picture

Tiger don't over think the round re your place on the ladder ...

newbie from perth's picture

Sa-wat-dee krup,

Man, there’s some tough games this week. Well for me anyway. Make or break time for sure. Hmm, I thought I was gonna be the first to submit my tips but it looks like no-one’s avatars are showing up. I’ve just done mine and there’s still nothing showing. A small job for the Thinker’s Little Helper perhaps? Regardless, don’t take too much notice with my tips as I reckon I’m a good chance to get half of them wrong 🤪. Settle back with a coffee (or beer) and some Tim-Tams (or chips), this is gonna take a while. OK, let’s get into it…

Broncos vs. Panthers 25-75 @ Suncorp
Ladder Position = Panthers
Bookies Favourite = Panthers

Broncos
The Roosters led the Broncos 24-6 at half-time last week and things were just as bad in the second half and the poor ol’ Broncos got smacked 58-12 in the end. While they were very poor defensively, they did look good in patches. The ingredients are there, they just need to get the recipe right is all. Good efforts from Staggs, Carrigan and Fifita. Highlights for me were the tries scored by Kotoni Staggs gathering the loose ball from the Roosters (hate when they do that) and running the length of the field to score untouched and the one from David Fifita when he danced around and got through the Roosters line to score. Not a good look from Joe Ofahengauge though. No big deal, these things happen sometimes. Yeah, the Broncos were simply outclassed on the day. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (50-50)
All Run Metres (1247-1764)
Line Breaks (2-10)
Missed Tackles (36-21)

Panthers
The Panthers got a little shock last week when Benji Marshall executed a great kick which set the Tigers up for the first try of the game after 8 minutes. So much for the Panthers’ “scoreless in the first 20 minutes” record 😉. But the Panthers came back, scored a couple and went into the break leading 14-6. The Panthers then came out in the second half and put the game to bed, keeping the Tigers scoreless in the process and strolling in 30-6 winners. They scored 5 tries with 5 different try scorers. That’s always good to see. It was a solid performance from a very stable Panthers side. Considering their draw for the last 4 rounds (Broncos, Eels, Cowboys and Bulldogs), you’d have to admit the Minor Premiership is as good as theirs. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (54-46)
Post Contact Metres (575-327)
Line Breaks (5-1)
Kick Return Metres (242-87)
Missed Tackles (23-36)
Ineffective Tackles (18-4)
Ruck Infringements (1-6)

Verdict: Panthers (obviously)

Knights vs. Sharks 55-45 @ McDonald Jones
Ladder Position = Knights
Bookies Favourite = Knights

Knights
The Knights were still in touch at half-time last week against the Warriors and were only 8-6 down heading into the break. The second half is when the wheels fell off. The Knights failed to score, the Warriors simply out-gunned them and the Knights were embarrassed with a 36-6 loss. Too many mistakes and a lacklustre defence were to blame. The Warriors were more enthusiastic and the Knights weren’t. Simple as that. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (36-64)
Completion Rate (76%-87%)
All Run Metres (1233-1993)
Post Contact Metres (568-913)
Dummy Passes (5-24)
Missed Tackles (30-20)
Ineffective Tackles (31-6)
Errors (11-7)
Penalties Conceded (8-2)

Sharks
The Cowboys scored after just 5 minutes last week against the Sharks but as soon as Morgan went off the Sharks came back and went into the sheds with a lead of 16-6. The Sharks were in control in the second half and ran out semi-comfortable winners 28-16. They were obviously too good for the Cowboys and their young fellas stood up to the test pretty well. Trindall in particular had a great game, scoring 2 tries in the process. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (53-47)
Line Breaks (9-2)
Missed Tackles (18-44)
Ineffective Tackles (5-22)
Errors (8-16)

Verdict: My gut is telling me the Sharks but the Knights will wanna bounce back, they’re at home and the ratings say they should win. This is a hard one. Knights 🤔.

Rabbitohs vs. Storm 45-55 @ ANZ
Ladder Position = Storm
Bookies Favourite = Storm

Rabbitohs
The Rabbitohs were simply outstanding last week against the Eels. So much so they were leading 22-0 at half time and a similar effort in the second half saw them run out easy 38-0 winners. They completely dominated the Eels from the very outset and it was an almost faultless display. I’m still not completely sure if the Eels’ poor defence made it easier for the Rabbitohs or if the Bunnies were simply too hot. I do know however that they were smashing the Eels’ left and right edges continually and the Eels just had no answer on how to stem the flow. Highlight and downside for me both involved Latrell Mitchell. The highlight was when he got the ball close to his dead ball line and found a way to get out and past the Eels’ players and give the Bunnies all those extra metres in position. One of the best kick returns I’ve ever seen. The downside was obviously his season ending hamstring injury. Some stats worth a mention:

Completion Rate (85-69)
Line Breaks (10-0)
Forced Drop Outs (4-1)
Missed Tackles (21-43)
Errors (7-12)

Storm
Manly did pretty well in the first half last week but the Storm had more ball and went into the sheds with a 14-6 lead. It probably should’ve been more to be honest. It was a more dominant performance from the Storm in the second half and they cantered to an easy 30-6 win after the 80 minutes. Olam and Addo-Carr both starred with 2 tries each. In the end they were just too good as most expected. They copped another 2 injuries with Seve (looks like he’s out for the rest of the season) and Asofa-Solomona (calf injury). Besides Olam and Addo-Carr, there were good efforts from Papenhuyzen and Smith (even though his kicking boots were missing). Very professional effort and they never really looked threatened. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (55-45)
Line Breaks (7-1)
Dummy Passes (32-12)
Kicking Metres (532-759)
Forced Drop Outs (4-0)
Missed Tackles (20-31)
Errors (11-11)
Penalties Conceded (5-2)

Verdict: Another hard one. Both sides did well last week. Were the Rabbitohs very good or were the Eels very bad? I keep underestimating the Bunnies and getting caught out but I’m sticking with the Storm here.

Bulldogs vs. Titans 50-50 @ ANZ
Ladder Position = Titans
Bookies Favourite = Titans

Bulldogs
After being down 12-6 against the Raiders last week the Bulldogs basically outplayed the Raiders and put on 14 unanswered points to take a 20-12 lead heading into the break. Unfortunately their great first half effort came unstuck in the second 40 where they went scoreless and the Raiders ran over the top of them and the Bulldogs went down 34-20. A nice first half effort where they certainly “punched above their weight” but they couldn’t maintain a similar effort in the second. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession Raiders (48-52)
Missed Tackles (38-11)
Errors (9-12)
Ruck Infringements (2-7)

Titans
The Titans were under some pressure in the first half last week against the Dragons but defended well enough to limit the Dragons and only find themselves down 2-0 at the break. They were down 8-0 just after half-time but then scored 3 unanswered tries (2 in the last 4 minutes mind you) and stunned the Dragons with a 14-10 victory. They impressed with their defensive effort and did enough attack-wise to steal the win. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (45-55)
Completion Rate (78%-91%)
Dummy Passes (34-8)
Kicking Metres (471-636)
Missed Tackles (30-33)

Verdict: Yet another hard one here. Damn! Yeah, the Bulldogs got smacked by a very good side but the Titans left it very late to get over the line. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Bulldogs for me.

Manly vs. Tigers 50-50 @ Brookvale
Ladder Position = Tigers
Bookies Favourite = Manly

Manly
Not a bad first half effort last week against the Storm but Manly still found themselves 14-6 down at the break and in with a chance. Second half was a disaster for Manly who failed to score and they got put away easily 30-6. They simply had no answer to the Storm in the second 40, especially trying to curb Olam and Addo-Carr. Manly had chances but couldn’t finish them off. Every time they seemed to be gaining some momentum, they’d make silly errors. They made as many errors as the Storm but couldn’t make them pay the price whereas the Storm did. Manly showed a lack of discipline at times. Still can’t believe the try that went begging when the pass that Trbojevic should’ve caught (for an easy try) was grabbed at by Cust. Meh! Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (45-55)
Line Breaks (1-7)
Dummy Passes (12-32)
Kicking Metres (759-532)
Forced Drop Outs (0-4)
Missed Tackles (31-20)
Errors (11-11)
Penalties Conceded (2-5)

Tigers
The Tigers surprised the Panthers last week by scoring first after just 8 minutes. What a shame that was the last time they’d score for the match. What a shame Doueihi got sin-binned just before half-time as well. The Panthers started to assert themselves and the Tigers found themselves down 14-6 at the break. Unfortunately they offered very little in the second half and the Panthers ran away with it 30-6. They were simply no match for the all-conquering Panthers and their attack was lacking. Looked to me like they played their game in the first 15-20 minutes. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (46-54)
Post Contact Metres (327-575)
Line Breaks (1-5)
Kick Return Metres (87-242)
Missed Tackles (36-23)
Ineffective Tackles (4-18)
Ruck Infringements (6-1)

Verdict: I reckon Des might get his troops revved up for this one. They’ll be playing for pride in this one and I’ll give them one more chance. Manly for me.

Raiders vs. Roosters 40-60 @ GIO
Ladder Position = Roosters
Bookies Favourite = Roosters

Raiders
The Raiders got to a 12-6 lead in the first half last week but the Bulldogs surprised by scoring 14 unanswered points and the Raiders found themselves down 20-12 going into the sheds. It seemed like that was the wake-up call they needed and they ran over the top of the Bulldogs in the second half keeping them scoreless and eventually winning it 34-20. Especially liked how they went from 8 points down and got into the lead (mainly thanks to Jack “six again” Wighton) while Starling was in the bin. You don’t see that happen very often. The Raiders were just too classy in the end. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession Raiders (52-48)
Missed Tackles (11-38)
Errors (12-9)
Ruck Infringements (7-2)

Roosters
With the return of some badly needed troops the Roosters finally found some form, albeit against an outclassed (but willing at times) Broncos, and recorded a dominant 58-12 win last week. They seemed to be cutting through some pretty ordinary Broncos’ defence most of the time. Stellar performances from Tedesco (scored a try and had 5 try assists) and Tupouniua (my new current favourite player). The Morris boys weren’t bad either. As big as the win was, I’m still not convinced they played their best. Hopefully there’s still room for improvement 🤞. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (50-50)
All Run Metres (1764-1247)
Line Breaks (10-2)
Missed Tackles (21-36)

Verdict: Roosters. Begurk! 🐔 Begurk! 🐔

Warriors vs. Eels 40-60 @ Central Coast
Ladder Position = Eels
Bookies Favourite = Eels

Warriors
The first half was (sorta) evenly matched with a bit of back and forth play and the Warriors led 8-6 going into the break. The second half was a different story however and the Warriors just blew the Knights away, kept the Knights scoreless and racked up an impressive 36-6 win. It was an absolute blinder from RTS. He ran for 269 metres, scored 2 tries and was best on ground. Great to see the Warriors not take their foot off the gas. Winning has obviously done wonders for their confidence. Some stats (a lot) worth a mention:

Possession (64-36)
Completion Rate (87%-76%)
All Run Metres (1993-1233)
Post Contact Metres (913-568)
Dummy Passes (24-5)
Missed Tackles (20-30)
Ineffective Tackles (6-31)
Errors (7-11)
Penalties Conceded (2-8)

Eels
A really disappointing effort from the Eels last week against the Rabbitohs. They were completely dominated from start to finish and had an embarrassing 38-0 loss. Both edges leaked points and is something that needs to be addressed quickly. Their defence was a complete shambles and they showed very little in attack. It goes without saying that it was their worst defeat of the season and could be (should be) of some concern. The Eels were basically ineffectual the entire match and I was surprised their forwards had such minimal impact. I mentioned last week that maybe the Eels were starting to show signs of developing some “grit”. Seems I might’ve been wrong. Some stats worth a mention:

Completion Rate (69-85)
Line Breaks (0-10)
Forced Drop Outs (1-4)
Missed Tackles (43-21)
Errors (12-7)

Verdict: Surely the Eels couldn’t play 2 shockers in a row could they? I’m assuming not. The Warriors are a chance here but it’s the Eels for me.

Cowboys vs. Dragons 45-55 @ Townsville
Ladder Position = Dragons
Bookies Favourite = Dragons

Cowboys
The Cowboys started pretty well last week against the Sharks. They were first to score after 5 minutes but lost Morgan shortly after and then things turned pear-shaped for them. The Sharks scored 3 tries and at half-time the Cowboys were behind 16-6. You could possibly say they were sort of valiant in the second half but the truth was they were a bit clunky and although they got a late “consolation” try right at the end, they just weren’t up to the Sharks’ standard on the day and they lost it 28-12 in the end. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (47-53)
Line Breaks (2-9)
Missed Tackles (44-18)
Ineffective Tackles (22-5)
Errors (16-8)

Dragons
In the lowest half-time score this year so far, the Dragons led the Titans 2-0 last week. They seemed to have enough chances but couldn’t capitalise. They managed to get to a 10-4 lead with just 6 minutes to go but then the Titans ran in 2 tries and stole a 14-10 win. It was a strange surrender from the Dragons to say the least. Not sure what was going through their heads last week but it’s pretty obvious there was a huge lack of desire. Some stats worth a mention:

Possession (55-45)
Completion Rate (91%-78%)
Dummy Passes (8-34)
Kicking Metres (636-471)
Missed Tackles (33-30)

Verdict: Toss a coin in this one 🤔. Because they’re at home I’ll go the Cowboys, albeit without much confidence.

Let’s finish off with another “Song of the Week”…

Still have this vinyl album 😍 This is how I like to remember him. Love him or hate him, he had talent and in my opinion, and in this genre, GOAT. Much love brother 💪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

OK kids, good luck with your tipping and may your team win by 40 points! Until next week people. Cheers.

Mary S's picture

Hi Boss,

We have a problem.

When our tips are submitted, our avatars are not showing on the page under your selections, with the "tips on one page" not available.

I have checked under the "Guest Tips" area, and see that Tidehead, Newbie and myself have (17) next to our names.
On opening individual tipsters, I see that our selections are in.

Looks like a problem for your "Little Helper" today.
Cheers.
Mary

The Thinker's picture

Hi Mary S

Well spotted...I think I have fixed that little issue now.

Thanks again for letting me know...you're an absolute champ.

All the best

tigerholic's picture

Afternoon Thinker/Folks
I see everyone is steering clear of the mighty Tigers, I think this week you might regret that tip.

Christine, I'll be on my Tigers this week.

Tiger

Mary S's picture

Hi Newbie,
I enjoyed your SOW, even more so as it was great to see Michael singing with a nose that didn't look like it would fall off his face!!

He was a good looking young man who took cosmetic surgery too far, IMO.

Cheers,
Mary

Greg's picture

It's a pretty tough round to pick this one except the first game which will see the Panthers beat the Donkeys by a cricket score. (2 Innings).

Knights will bounce back against the Sharks at home and

Bulldogs vs Titans toss of the coin job, Bulldogs.

Manly vs Tigers - Manly, just. Wouldn't be surprised to see a DCE field goal seperate these two.

Raiders vs Roosters - Game of the round by far, i'll take the Roosters

Warriors vs Eels - Parramatta really need to make amends for last weeks embarassment.

Cowboys vs Dragons - Tough one again, Dragons looked really ordinary last week against the Titans but should get the job done here.

Greg's picture

Oh and the Storm to beat the Rabbits, can't believe i forgot that one, lol

mark ashford's picture

Hey Newbie
Great preview as usual, a good read and not too long!
Early days I was not too taken on MJ but grew to realise what an incredible talent he was. Don't know what got into his head with all the plastic surgery. Was he trying to look white or just wanted to look like his idol Diana Ross. He would not be popular with the BLM movement today. Then all the bad press about kids etc, didn't go over well, true or not. My absolute favourite track....Smooth Criminal, great lyrics and dance moves. Backing music was superb.

mark ashford's picture

666Maggot
Gee mate I hope your missus didn't give you this moniker?
I enjoy a bit of heavy metal (quite a bit actually) and have ventured into "death metal" with all the screaming (can't understand the lyrics) but what is this? Horror Metal maybe? Could be the next big thing as long as it replaces rap crap.

ScottySeahawk's picture

Wow Christine would've never guessed you liked Slipknot!?!? Amazing band but not my favorite album by them . I'm followed them for about 15 years now.

mark ashford's picture

Well, not getting into the Slipknot debate too deeply I'll return to RL.
Sonny Bill Williams no doubt one of the great athletes of the modern era returns to the Chooks this weekend. He will start off the bench but no doubt all eyes will be on him when he runs on and I wish him well.
I'd rather see him punching the rubbish out of Paul Gallen but that may happen in the future, with any luck.

ScottySeahawk's picture

Wow just realised Christine never posted that comment. Today's my 27th birthday and I've clearly had too many Beers tonight. Cheers all

Mary S's picture

Happy Birthday ScottySeahawk - enjoy your celebration.
Oh to be 27 again - knowing what I know now of course!
Cheers
Mary

The Butcher's picture

I agree Mark
U can stick your Shitknot. I have to pour holy water on my phone now. 🙏

The Thinker's picture

Have a great night Scotty Seahawk

ScottySeahawk's picture

Thanks Mary - hope you are well & safe during these times. Cheers.

ScottySeahawk's picture

Thanks Thinker - appreciate the effort and hard work you put into this site ! Nobody gives you enough credit so cheers bud

Guru Craig's picture

The Hospitality Wholesale Bronco's - kinda has a ring to it huh? The famous online retailer are said to be interested in sponsoring the Brisbane team. 'The would really add some pizzazz to our huge range of wooden kitchen utensils', said someone.

Bronco's v Panthers

Penrith - Crazy Ivan's boys are playing very well and they will get this by a decent margin. Brisbane are playing with more effort, they're giving at least 40 min a game of fair-go. Unfortunately NRL games run for 80 min and Penrith are far far to good for anything this Bronco's team can offer, even if they all have a career best performance, this Brisbane team has nothing right now. Free money.

Knights v Sharks

Sharks - Newcastle have been fading for awhile now, last week they got beaten, but its the way it happened. The second half...Newcastle have got nothing. For the Knights to turn around their poor form and be able to score points will take more than a week. Sharkies will score enough to outpoint the Knights.

Rabbits v Storm

Souths - WB the master coach has his side timed and ready for a real run at the finals this year. The Bunnies are the #1 form team right now. Melbourne are going well too, but last round they made plenty of mistakes. Dropped balls, missed tackles...They're out of tune. The return of all those very talented players has thrown the harmony of the side off by a few degrees. This game should be a ripper. Souths are on fire and they will score enough.

Bulldogs v Titans

Doggies - Go the Doggies. The Guru loves saying that and he will be backing the Dogs for a solid win here. Belmore's puppies are playing hard and they really dont want the spoon, nor do they deserve it. The Titans while playing ok, have nothing to ply for here. This game is in Sydney, Dogs have more to play for, Foran wants to be noticed and he will have a big game, 2021 contract depends on his last games this season. Dogs are specials, big win.

Sea Eagles v Tigers

Tigers - This is a really tough game to tip, because of the current state of things in Westworld. In the words of 'Bubbles' from the classic 'Trailer park boys' The Tigers have F$5Ked up big time! The Guru feels the Tigers go one of two ways here - They play overs and give a seasons best, Benji has a career game as a big Fu to the betters..OR they give it away and get beat by 60 as a big Fu to their Betters...Benji wants to playon and so he should, he is one of the best 5/8s right now, stella kicking and game reading player. Guru is going to say the Kittens stand up.

Raiders v Sonny Bill Roosters

SBWR - The great man is back, he might be average but he brings legend to the dressing room, the Roosters boys will grow 20kg in defence and will give and give and give, they'll do it for Dunny Bill. Canberra have been going ok, but hey dont have the killer to beat the Chooks right now, too many mistakes, just not sharp enough, not looking good for finals time, Ricky should be a bit worried, Chooks to have a solid win 13+

Warriors v Eels

Warriors - The players having to sit down is a loss, but the NZ team have more desire and will put in more effort. NZ tore the Knights apart, the venue was a nice gesture, but they way the game unfolded, the location of the game wasnt that much of a factor, it was firstly that Newcastle are Gooone, but mostly because NZ are firing, plying for each other, they want to be in the top 8. Para? well the coach has admitted he is confused, The Guru was amused with footage during the week of Brad Arthur saying, well we though our attack wasnt good enough, they we got smashed by Souths... Para are gone! They will struggle to hold on to NZ here.

Cowboys v Dragons

Cowboys - NQ are specials here, Todd Payten has been internally confirmed, the Cows will know and will want to show their best for next year. Mr NFL will want to prove he's not a hasbeen..NQ just have more to play for. St George have given up, they will lay down here. Young wont get the coaching gig nest year, The Ol'Captain is a shoe-in. or hand?

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@ Mary & Mr Ashford
Yeah, MJ was an absolute talent. Because he started performing so young I reckon he A) missed out on any sort of normal childhood and B) missed out on any sort of connection with the “real” world. He was basically in a “bubble” of sorts all of his life so his mind (in my opinion only) was left to its own devices and not surprising he turned out a bit strange. It could happen to anyone I reckon. And yes, he definitely went too far with the plastic surgery for sure. People are still doing the same thing today. Just check out the celebrity rags and Instagram 🤪.

@ 666Maggot
As soon as I saw it was Slipknot I just groaned. No disrespect but my taste doesn’t get along with this type of music. Not sure if you’ve ever seen my previous comments regarding music tastes but if not, I always say everyone’s taste in music is different and I for one will never ‘diss anyone just because I don’t like what they like. Keep posting up what you like my friend as there’s bound to be some here that’ll appreciate that style of music. For what it’s worth, I just find that sort of music a little threatening and scary if that makes any sense. I like music to soothe my soul and make me happy but hey, everyone’s different as I say so you keep doin’ you. I’m a great believer in trying to expose people’s minds to new forms of music on the off chance they might discover something new that they enjoy. Always a good thing if that happens eh? Thanks for the post and have a good one 👊.

SBW – I’m just wondering whether or not Uncle Nick will pay him the 150K per game if he only gets to run around for 10 or 15 minutes each week. Not a bad gig if he does. After the season’s over I’d like to see him punch the rubbish out of the Cry Baby too Mr Ashford 😁.

@ ScottySeahawk
Happy birthday for Wednesday. Too many beers is never enough mate 😉. Here’s wishing you get a belated birthday present if Manly win on Saturday. It’s good to be 27, much better than being my age 🤪. Cheers.

OK, I’m off like a dirty shirt… Peace! 🐔 💖 🐔 💖 🐔 💖

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Newbie
I wouldn’t be encouraging people to post what ever they like when this heavy metal headbanger music is linked to violence.
I’m all for freedom of speech but this sends the wrong message and is not the perception of what most think is right on this site.

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Butcher,

Your phone cleansing post had me in stitches but this is what makes this site so good. People from all walks of "musical life" expressing their musical tastes. We've had AC/DC to ZZ Top and plenty in between. There is many a time I'd describe Newbie's soul soothing songs as songs I'd listen to, to help me with my insomnia but as Newbie always says "whatever floats your boat" but to say heavy metal music is linked to violence is ridiculous. Don't you know HMM...Heavy Metal Matters......

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Steel
I like heavy metal as much as anyone
it’s the type of metal such as that has been linked to violence look it up.
Maybe I’m over sensitive as I know a person close to me that lost their life after being encouraged by this music.
There is a big difference with bands like Led Zepplin deep purple etc.
I appreciate your opinion but I dont agree with it.
I think on this site I’ll stick with RLM
Rugby league matters.

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Morning football fans,

A heads up that I'll be off the grid for the next four nights...trapped at some inhospitable part of North Stradbroke Island catching fish and body surfing like an elephant seal...sounds awful.

Hopefully nothing breaks down while I'm away - I will be back on Monday to update the tipping comp etc.

If I can get my phone to work I might drop in....but I'm actually hoping the phone doesn't work. Might just drop it in the sea :-)

All the best

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RLM.....nice Butcher

How do you think you're latest recruit will go? Not sure if you've been around here long enough to know but when I started following the game back in the 80s, I supported Eastern Suburbs. This was due to the team having a couple of Kiwis playing and I had a good mate who moved from NZ and pitched a tent in Woollahra within walking distance to the Leagues club. Lots of great memories of those good old days.

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Enjoy your break Boss.

Cheers,
Mary

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Steel
Ahh Easts in the 80s
Great memories it broke my heart when Steve Gearin scored that amazing try in the 1980 GF. My hero was Kevin Hastings who also worked as a barmen at Easts leagues he was just in the wrong era with Sterling and Turvey. I’m good mates with Craig Salvatori still catch up when we can sad to think he lost his wife in the Bali bombings.
Now SBW
He did promise Uncle Nick if he ever returned he would play for us.
He won’t do much and not expected too but he will inspire the team and he has in him that one moment a break or an offload that can change the game. I would prefer a fit Victor Radley any day.
I’m lovin what your Warriors are doing.

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Thinker

Enjoy your break away mate, much deserved. May the fish bite and the beers be cold.

Tiger

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Afternoon Folks

Tigers Tips are finally in for those adoring fans that I might have following me. This week is a difficult round with more than a few 50/50 games involved.

I would have loved to have tipped the Broncos tonight as they are closer to their next win each week, Panthers just can't keep on winning. I obviously tipped the favourites but this may be the upset of the round.

Enjoy the footy tonight

Tiger

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You did tip Broncos, Tiger.
I was a bit surprised when I saw it!

Cheers,
Mary

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I noticed that as well Mary
Tiger was too busy putting an apple on the Thinkers desk.
This could cost him his one and only follower.

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Hey Scotty Seahawk
Late birthday wishes for you mate. Hope you had a great day and night,
As Newbie said, you can't have too many beers on your birthday. Not sure about Slipknot, think my taste runs to more "gentle" metal.

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The Thinker
Enjoy that break on Straddie mate a beautiful part of the world. My fishing spies tell me there are plenty of Tailor in the gutters. A simple solution to that phone, it's called the off button.

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Hi Mark - thanks for that mate. Appreciate that & I hope you're keeping well !

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Have great time Thinker, catch many fish and watch out for cowboys lol

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Tiger i am taking a few different from you this week i have penrith ,manly & i think Souths may just build on last week so souths i just can't tip broncos but the rest are the same as yours tiger
may the nrl gods be good to us all ...

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Tiger hope you do well with your tips tiger ...

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Happy Birthday Scotty (for yesterday) and hope you had a ripper, wherever you live and enjoyed it at.
I seem to recall when you joined Thinker site, that you didn't follow anyone in NRL. So, on that, I hope my Eagles as SeaHawks, make up for it.
Oh BTW - good to see you coming out of the woods and having a bit of a post, now and then.

Cheers and keep well - Big Pete

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Hey everyone, I'm going to be very quick with this one this week. My tips are:

Panthers by 26 - The only sure thing in this round is this one. Panthers to out on a score on the Broncos surely.

Sharks by 6 - This will be a great battle between two sides in the bottom end of the eight. Knights looked more settled in their lineup and could bounce back after last week at home. Maybe last week was what they needed to give them an attitude adjustment, but, I'm willing to go against them and go Sharks for an upset. They have been playing the better footy between the two teams. And plus, if they get more of their players back, the more chance they have of winning.

Storm by 10 - Should be a cracking game. Latrell is out for the Bunnies, Storm out themselves in Asofa-Solomona and Seve. But Storm is the safe bet, Storm for me in a thrilling game even though the margin doesn't reflect it lol. Bunnies will give the Storm an almighty challenge so don't write them off.

Bulldogs by 8 - If Bulldogs don't get the spoon, in which I think they won't, this is the game they'll most likely have to win. And I'm backing them to do so. Titans have been great and thoroughly deserved their win last week, I give them huge credit for the way they played against the Saints. But, although they've improved immensely, I'm going for them to lose this one to the last-placed Dogs. Doggies at home. Don't let me down again Bulldogs.

Tigers by 7 - Both of these sides are out of contention. Manly still have some key personnel out. Marshall may be out for the Tigers. Manly are playing at home but I'm going with the Tigers for a minor upset over Manly here.

Roosters by 2 - Grand final rematch take 2 ladies and gentlemen. In what is the game of the round, the return of SBW and J Moz's 300th, I'm going the Roosters to get it done in an amazing game of football. Raiders could upset, they are flying under the radar after all and with no spotlight on them and talking about them compared to Roosters coming into the game, they could cause an upset just like they did against the Roosters earlier in the season, but I'm not going that way. Roosters for me to send a chilling message to the competition that they're on their way for a threepeat, which I'm not writing off to happen.

Eels by 4 - Warriors are a good chance of another upset but Parra here to bounce back after their horrific loss last week to stay in top 4.

And finally... the mighty Dragons by 12 - Cowboys to continue on their losing streak. The boys were disappointing last week due to the fact that we had so many opportunities but we only had one try to show for it. We should've given the youngsters a chance this week, maybe last week if Deanno thinks we are still a chance for the 8, we'll see. But c'mon Dragons! Get back into the winners circle here. This one won't be too difficult, but then again, last round wasn't such a difficult task yet we still lost, let's not make it difficult for ourselves, we do have to travel to Townsville which is a long way so hopefully that doesn't affect our game a lot. Cowboys had to travel back there anyways but for them, it's different compared to how we are travelling there which may affect us but we'll see. I do think the Cowboys have a chance but it's the mighty Dragons for me.

Awesome. Good luck with everyone's teams for this week and with everyone's tips for this week. I did do a quite a bit but considering my usual approach to comments, this is much shorter. Enjoy your weekends everyone. And finally, loving the SOTW Newbie. Great choice! Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Evening Steely - aah, the old Paddington area mate. I recall a year I took a team of kids to play soccer in Sydney and as we were from former Police Boys Club days, we stayed at E/Suburbs PBC. I think it was in Underwood St and The Imperial Hotel was on the corner. Of course we never took the kids there, but we did the year we won the NSW Soccer Titles down at Kirrawee and had Kurt and Dane Sorenson as doormen when I shouted the team dinner at The Sharkies Club. Slightly further in a walk to Bondi, but Paddington/Woollahra RSL Club, was just down the road in Paddington.

Memories alright mate!
Keep well - Big Pete

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Sorry I meant maybe this week if Deanno thinks we are still a chance for the 8. My bad,

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG maybe next week is what I meant. SMH!

Cheers!!!!!!

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