Manly Sea Eagles vs Brisbane Broncos – Thursday night – Central Coast Stadium
If the NRL season had started two rounds ago, and in many ways it did, the Broncos would be last on the NRL ladder. That's right, on current form, they're going worse than the Dragons. To be fair, the Broncos have faced stiffer opposition than the Dragons, but they're facing stiff opposition here as they take on the team that all but beat the Eels last weekend (and we know what the Eels did to the Broncos). To make it worse, the Broncos have to travel for the first time since the season restart. Maybe, just maybe, the road trip will galvanise the troops. In any case, we see a raft of changes for the away side, with Corey Oates moved into the second row and Ben Te'o thawed out from whatever cryogenic chamber he's been living in for the last decade. Actually, I looked it up, the cryogenic chamber was a stint in rugby, where he racked up 16 tests for England. Not bad for a bloke who was born in Auckland, played league for Samoa, Origin for Queensland, spent 2019 in France and was last seen in Japan. Meanwhile the Sea Eagles are unchanged after their unfortunate/unlucky loss to the Eels. Manly...pick themselves.
Verdict – Sea Eagles by 14
Result – Sea Eagles 20 defeated Broncos 18
New Zealand Warriors vs North Queensland Cowboys – Friday night – Central Coast Stadium
The Warriors round three shutout of the Dragons made most of us smile a little bit, but beating the Dragons doesn't look like strong form at the minute. I'd be curious to know if a team has ever gone from keeping an opponent to 0 in one round to being held to 0 in the next. The Cowboys made plenty of errors against the Sharks but still managed to score 16 points, and if Taumalolo makes the seventeen as suggested they should be winning this.
Verdict – Cowboys by 4
Result – Warriors 37 defeated Cowboys 26
Parramatta Eels vs Penrith Panthers – Friday night – Bankwest Stadium
Two teams still undefeated, and it's a shame we can't have a crowd at Bankwest for this one. The Panthers scored a thumping win in round four on the back of an extra time draw with the only other undefeated team. They're flying under the radar a little while their opponent on Friday night gets all the attention. I'm sure the Panthers don't mind that one bit. We also see the return of Nathan Cleary, who will be keen to atone after his recent exile. The Eels are a short priced favourite, and I suppose they should be, but I'm with the Panthers here in a proper upset.
Verdict – Panthers by 1
Result – Eels 16 defeated Panthers 10
South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Gold Coast Titans – Saturday afternoon – Bankwest Stadium
Not many, if any, saw the Titans winning over the Tigers last start, but it was great that the lads got to sing the team song after an almost year long hibernation. On the back of that you can be sure the Rabbitohs won't take them lightly, and after a string of losses they'll be desperate to atone. Some key returns for the Bunnies in Walker and Roberts - too good I think.
Verdict – Rabbitohs by 18
Result – Rabbitohs 32 defeated Titans 12
Newcastle Knights vs Melbourne Storm – Saturday night – Central Coast Stadium
The Knights squad has the best names - Bradman Best, Herman Ese'ese, Tautau Moga, Tex Hoy...even Ponga is a ripper. Now they're giving me another one in Phoenix Crossland. This team are the gift that keep on giving, and they're the team that keep on winning. They looked comfortable against the Raiders in round four, and the Raiders were comfortable winners over the Storm in round three. I see no reason why the Knights can't win this too. Clearly the bookies disagree with me, but every now and then they look like idiots...and every now and then I don't. Let's hope it's the latter...for a change.
Verdict – Knights by 4
Result – Storm 26 defeated Knights 12
Wests Tigers vs Canberra Raiders – Saturday night – Campbelltown Stadium
Two sides returning from disappointing losses, but clearly Canberra losing to the Knights is stronger form than the Tigers losing to the Titans. Both sides would have been given a serve by their coaches most cranky, and Madge has swung the axe and made changes everywhere. Some handy returns on the bench for the Tigers in Chee-Kam and Packer, but to my eye the Raiders are simply a better side.
Verdict – Raiders by 14
Result – Raiders 14 defeated Tigers 6
Canterbury Bulldogs vs Sydney Roosters – Sunday afternoon – Bankwest Stadium
Just as the Broncos would be last on the ladder had the season started at re-launch, the Chooks would be runaway leaders with a +75 points differential after two games. That's not bad, given they hadn't won a game in 2020 prior, they've played two NRL heavyweights, and Tedesco missed the flight to Brisbane last week. Tedesco should be back here - the club can get him to sit in the drinks esky on the bus to keep his temperature down. The Bulldogs had their first win of the year last round against the Dragons, but beating the Roosters is an entirely different proposition.
Verdict – Roosters by 16
Result – Roosters 42 defeated Bulldogs 6
St George Illawarra Dragons vs Cronulla Sharks – Sunday night – Campbelltown Stadium
In rounds one and two the Dragons weren't terrible, with competitive losses to the Tigers and the Panthers. They weren't winning, but they were competing. I'm not sure what the Dragons did during lockdown, but they clearly haven't readied themselves for the season return. Thus far they've played, without wanting to sound mean, two teams that aren't likely to make the top eight, and they haven't scored a single try. This is harder, and another duck egg beckons.
Verdict – Sharks by 20
Result – Dragons 30 defeated Sharks 16
Wally Lewis - round five selections (in bold)
Note: tips from Wally will be published on Wednesday night or Thursday morning
- SEA EAGLES vs Broncos
- Warriors vs COWBOYS
- EELS vs Panthers
- RABBITOHS vs Titans
- Knights vs STORM
- Tigers vs RAIDERS
- Bulldogs vs ROOSTERS
- Dragons vs SHARKS
Comments
Submitted by tigerholic on
Butchers Block
Words of wisdom straight out out of the toilet. I can see by your half witted remarks as well as labelling two of the veterans of this site Dumb and Dumber is quite offensive coming from you.
We had a former tipster on this site that most on here lost patience for and he was ostracised and he eventually fell on his sword. Perhaps in your case it would be one of your boning knives.
It is to be a long season going hammer and tongs with the likes of the Butcher.
I'm not sure about you Rocket but being called dumb is a little close to the mark, what say you?
Tiger
Submitted by The Butcher on
I was coasted on nicely then you two knuckle heads decided to pick a fight for no reason known to me
Bring in on
You may have just picked the wrong person.
I’m shakin in my apron
Hey that rhymed
Pretty cool huh
Submitted by Baggy_Gee on
Looking at the ins and outs for the Warriors/Cowboys, JT being in is a huge up, but they are missing a few, not enough to think that the Warriors have a prayer, but enough that if the Cows aren't sharp they might end up like the Broncos last night.
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Your too good to believe a great five eight you were you said except on a windy day?...........thats compost one o one love it.
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
Your too good to believe a great five eight you were you said except on a windy day?...........thats compost one o one love it.
Submitted by mark ashford on
The Butcher
I noticed in your previous post you referred to "two knuckle heads". I assume one is the Rocket man and was wondering if the second was me?
Submitted by The Butcher on
Mark your a gentleman I was talking about the toothless tiger
Dumber if you wanna have a go at least try to make sense so I can bite back.
Gotta go my new number plates arrived
59NIL how cool
Submitted by mark ashford on
The Butcher
Your next post claimed a rhyme between apron and on, sorry mate they don't rhyme. Now you say you have new plates (obviously a joke) further rubbing our noses in the loss. Enjoy your moment, it can change like the wind and probably will. Just remember a bit of humility goes a long way. Rocket and I have long memories.
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
They had a good win steel can they play like that next week is the question surely a big question mark hangs over the cowboys now.
Submitted by Steel Panther on
You are a braver man than me Rocket tipping the Warriors but tonight it was diamonds. One of your old boys Nikorima the star of the show. Yes Cowboys looked ordinary but losing two boys early didn't help.
Submitted by mark ashford on
Steel Panther
So how do you feel old mate, another win to the Warriors over the much favoured Cowboys. If the NRL wants another team then the Central Coast Warriors might be just a good fit.
Enjoy your weekend my friend.
Submitted by Steel Panther on
Evening Mark,
Just can't work that team out. Never have been able to and I've long given up trying. Hard to believe that win now lifts the Warriors above your Broncos on points differential.
Enjoy your weekend too!!
Submitted by Mary S on
Hi Baggy,
Got any fingernails left after that match!!!!
What a heck of a fight back in the second half, for your Eels to get the win!!
Cheers
Mary
Submitted by The Thinker on
They're defending well this season...the Eels.
I'm impressed that they found a way to win that.
Submitted by Baggy_Gee on
So was I. It is the best I have seen them play, and with the exception of the weird "no advantage" after 20M run, it was a well reffed game. How good was that N. Brown run to get us on the front foot in the second half. No finger nails, or nerves left after that game Mary.
Submitted by The Butcher on
Mark
I wasn’t trying to rhyme apron with on
and I did purchase number plates 59NIL
Good value for $109.
I’m not rubbing anyone’s nose and it’s not my fault that your team was at the receiving end. Why can’t I enjoy our greatest victory over a great team like the Broncos? My mates a Souths supporter and his dream number plate was anti rooster but was too many letters
Submitted by Christine on
Are we playing nice there boys or is it starying to get a bit ugly remember we are all in it for the love of the game ...
Submitted by Christine on
That was supposed to say starting to get a bit ugly remember we are all in it for the love of the game ...
Submitted by manyana on
I'm with you Mary, the love of the game brings us together.
It's much nicer to read something good regarding any team, whether they win or lose, rather than someone ranting to a follower of a different team than theirs.
Be nice boys!!!
Enjoy the rest of the weekend, manyana.
Submitted by mark ashford on
The Butcher
Mate I am impressed you actually purchased those plates. Why not enjoy such an impressive win. As no offense was offered then none is taken. I guess I'm a little over sensitive when it comes to the Broncs.
Good luck with your game against the Dogs.
Submitted by mark ashford on
Baggy Gee
What a great comeback by your boys. When it got to 10/nil in favour of the black cats I thought there goes another game, turned off the tv and went to bed to read. Nice surprise this AM when listening to the news.
You've got a great team this year.
Submitted by The Butcher on
Mark
I think you know that my digs are directed at the two veterans of the site tweedle dee and tweedle dum unfortunately one of them goes for your broncs and I tend to forget there are some nice broncos supporters here.
So I apologise if you took offence.
I did hear this song yesterday that I haven’t heard for awhile
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ2cEc_TCH8
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
My new business selling garden compost is going gangbusters all i have to do is bag the manure i find and sell it what could be easier we have a large order to fill could we possibly have a hotel story throw in a movie star and make out your the smartest bloke in the fairytale that should fill it.
Submitted by Rocket Ryan on
The storm have come to play tonight very impressive first half hard to see the Knight's making a big come back here
Submitted by Christine on
Butcher that is what my auntie calls my other auntie on the kjwi side if my fanily twiddle dee & twiddle dum she really doesn't think very much of them we call her my autie but she nmis not a blood relation it is just to keep her happy she is mt 3rd cousins wife auntie is for arguments Sake to keep the peace every fsmily had one ...
Submitted by The Butcher on
Another great call from the veteran
The knights are making a comeback
Enjoy the game
Submitted by mark ashford on
The Butcher
This tune was an absolute fav when I was a young dad. My toddler son loved it and would dance to it and sing "cooper cats" I didn't have the heart to correct him.
Looks like your stoush with Rocket is continuing. Well there's nothing wrong with that keeps the site interesting as long as you both behave.
Submitted by Christine on
Butcher we have all had our share of run ins with people on this site over the years so we all tend to band toughter we see mark as the voice of reason on here & mary & the thinker always gets the final say he is the boss so banter is expected with in reason there are some rules don't upset the powers that be ( the thinker ) no swearing due to youger generations on here & if you annoy the majority then you know we will all turn on you to back each other up we are like family but play nice & your welcome ...
Submitted by The Butcher on
I actually like rocket and tiger they just happen to dislike me coz I’ve had an eventful life and they think I talk crap but that’s ok I’ve alway stuck up to the bullies so I quite enjoy it.
They’ll never beat me but they can sure try
Submitted by Christine on
Then you should fit in just fine butcher ...
Submitted by Christine on
Thinker what ever happened go our friend pabdul can we try to get him back on here ...
Submitted by Christine on
That said to our friend pabdul can we try to get him back on here thinker please bring back pabdul ...
Submitted by The Butcher on
Hi Christine
What happened to pabdul?
You and big Pete have mentioned pabdul did heckyl and jeckyl scare him off? What does pabdul mean?
Submitted by BigPeteBx on
Hello Butcher and good evening.
Gee I must have struck Lotto tonight, with you finally coming to mention my name here. I was a rather good Thinker friend with Pabdul, In a sports comparison way.
I made mention before of you, when at Emirates W/Valley and also in comparison of you to Pabdul - no reply (courteous of course).
Why.........Sherlock is at it again!
You follow Roosters - so did Pabdul. Your mate followed Souths - so did Pabdul's friend in tow TAD (The Annoying Devil). You mentioned previously this round, that you had a friend who supported Souths.
Both Pabdul and TAD left this site, or are maybe back, under other fictitious names.
Pabdul has a meaning put together and its origins are within his family. Maybe you might be able to answer that for me.
Coz I'd also love to catch up with Pabdul, to see if he is now in hotel mgt or still driving trains. I also worked for NSW Railways for 34 years.
That's it from me and you keep well. Have a good one tomorrow.
Big Pete.
Submitted by The Butcher on
Interesting Columbo
Say if I was this pabdul he seemed well liked so why would I return as someone different?
There are a lot of roosters supporters in this world and I have friends that support other teams even Souths.
I think that isn’t enough evidence to presume.
But I like this intrigue so I not going to say if I am or not keep looking for clues Sherlock who knows one day you may just crack the case.
Keep warm and take care of those eyes
Submitted by Christine on
Apparently his wife looks like paula abdul butcher , they left the site when a villian on here we refer to as he who shall remain nameless tends to show up under an alias name useually someone elses making a menace of himself causing trouble with the regulars if & when thst happens we will fill you on on who they are at the time so you will no what we look out for he can't help himself he calls himself coavh potato we all call him he who shall remain nameless he like to stir up the regulars on here the cretin penrith spud from malgoa as big pete likes to call him ...
Submitted by Christine on
That said coach potato he has made many enemies on here including the boss he even tried taking over the thinkers website none of us were having that ...
Submitted by Baggy_Gee on
Only one undefeated team left in the competition, but looking at the draw, we have some stiff games coming up against especially Rorters next week. Butcher can you tell Uncle Nick to keep his check book away from the game? I think that from here on in there will be no easy games for the BOYS as teams always lift for the top teams.
Submitted by Baggy_Gee on
My thoughts on old posters, LET THE PAST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes things were said that might be regretted in hindsight, people took offence and moved, or were moved, but always bringing it up does no-one any good and keeps this site from moving forward. The Coach Potato is gone, so why discuss it anymore. Lets stick to the football and life in general and look forward to better times with less animosity. I miss his stats and thoughts/theory on the game, but that is water under the bridge.
Submitted by The Butcher on
Baggy
Getting last years grand finalists over the next fortnight is a hard task but at least your getting them while your on a roll. If your still on top in 2 weeks then you will thoroughly deserve it.
My thinking is you’ll either win both or lose both.
Submitted by BigPeteBx on
Thanks Butcher and truly appreciate that you made that effort with a reply. Padbul was a nice bloke.
He had other likes where I wont venture as yet. A fave in EPL (UK), his fave in AFL and one close to home where he lives/lived, when they played there.
Pabdul and TAD went to two separate events out at Olympic Park - they caught up by arrangement and really haven't been seen, or heard of since.
If ever Butcher, u r in these parts, let me know and we'll catch up for a ginger beer, or something Australian owned, which isn't too many these days, as I saw last year, where VB and Carlton are now Japanese owned, but still have the breweries in Australia.
Cheers, a beer and no fears.
Big Pete
Submitted by The Butcher on
I may just take you up on that offer in the future
So pabdul liked AFL and EPL so do I
Scary or coincidental ?
As long as he didn’t follow Man Utd and Collingwood I can live with the comparison.
Submitted by Baggy_Gee on
I agree, I'm worried that mentally we might break if we get another kicking like we did in the second half of the Manly game and the first half on the Panthers. Add another one it might derail us completely, but as you say, if we can pull it together we could be in a better place than ever before. Bring on the Roosters.
Submitted by The Butcher on
I hope it’s a close game I can’t afford another set of new number plates on jobkeeper.
Submitted by BigPeteBx on
Great Butcher to see that we like more than just NRL.
Good to see that you've been taking quite a bit in here.
No he didn't follow either - but the clues are getting better, if you remember that being posted moons ago.
Man Utd I've mentioned more recently, as a couple of others here are also EPL followers, but as we're all aware, seasons in limbo, but about to get a restart.
FA Cup Qtrs to be played later this month and Pabduls team is there.
Cheers speak again tomorrow/whenever.
Big Pete
Submitted by Christine on
Spartan warrior are yoi still lurking around i thought i would bring up the past again ...
Submitted by Christine on
That said spartan warrior ate you around i thought i would go brining up the past again
...
Submitted by a on
Yeah agreed Christine coach has made a lot of enemies and so has fortress because he tired to argue with a lot of people
Submitted by Christine on
We sure do know that "a" we were on the receiving end mpre than once more so me but yoi copped it too why would you misd 400+ comments a day just on stats & abuse if yoi didn'y likr penrith ...
Submitted by Christine on
That daid we copped it "a" me more so than you why would you misd 400+comments a day on stats & abuse for not liking penrith or being disabled you with autisism & me with my ms copped it more than once me more so than you ...
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