The off-season 2019-2020

Greetings football fans.

For those of you hoping to stay in touch between now and season 2020...here is the place to do so.

All things sport and anything else for that matter. There won't be a massive number of people around in the off season, but those that are usually pretty good value. I'll drop in from time to time myself, for what it's worth.

All the best.

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@ Markus
Ha-Ha! I’ve seen that before bud 😁and don’t actually mind it. I think that’s due to the fact I absolutely love the original version (an all-time classic in my book). You do know their band name is supposedly the same as a Japanese toilet bowl manufacturing company don’t ya? If so, how funny’s that! I love that young dude’s goatee as well. Planning on growing mine real long after I retire and whacking on those Viking beard clip thingies. Nice share bro’.

Now as far as his “cover version” of you-know-who (M@W) goes … still deciding on this one. Talented guy for sure in that he can play multiple instruments but his singing is, well … not sure 🤔 Didn’t mind the little bit at the end with him wearing the rabbit head. That was pretty cool…

@ Butcher
Ah, a little bit of SQ eh? Geez, that brings back memories mate. I see what you mean by the bass player acting like a real dummy 😍. At first I thought he was stoned and was wearing a mask but then read some of the comments and it all became clear. I love finding out interesting stuff like that. Thanks for broadening my knowledge bud 👍.

@ a
The cover version from Weezer is OK if you just listen to the music but yeah, the actual video is a little bit meh! Personally I don’t mind it but hey… Now as far as the second one goes, you are right on the money brother. It’s complete rubbish. I sort of wish I hadn’t clicked on it now 😱. Yikes! Thanks for putting up that PK video too, it’s a good ‘un. You’re right again “a”, PK is a talent indeed. Cheers…

Final thoughts
Geez Louise, with the amount of videos getting posted on here lately, I reckon the Thinker should create a special page just for music videos. To steal from Markus, he could call it “Thinkers Jukebox” or maybe the “Jukebox Corner” or something like that. I’m on another forum (nothing to do with footy and I’m heading there real soon) and that’s what they do. They have a thread called “What are you listening to now?”. The amount of different songs you get to see is eye opening and I get to experience different artists and genres (except the crap genre mentioned previously) and always look forward to popping in there for a look-see. Anyway, not my decision of course, just food for thought…

OK kids, stay well, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Cheers…

a's picture

Newbie I think that your song is okay this week but it’s nothing special I’m sorry

The Butcher's picture

I took a look at my car this morning and it’s covered in ash from the bushfires so I thought I better give it a wash.
As I’m hosing away this car pulls up and starts taking photos of me so I walked over and said what’s your problem mate he informed me in a very high pitched voice (I think it was a he)
That there are level 2 water restrictions in place and I’m not suppose to wash my car and he (or she) will make sure I get fined....really
I said listen here mate (or ma’am) there are 3 reasons why I can wash my car and by the way don’t shake your head at me.
1. This suburb has access to recycled water which is exempt from restrictions
2. I’m doing the right thing by the environment as when I wash my car it’s certain to rain within 24 hours
And 3. If you ever ever! Take a photo of me again you ask me first......that was my bad side.
They drove off and I took a photo of whatever that was driving away.

NuL1F3's picture

Good morning guys and gals!

Cool song Newbie! Imagine writing a song and then going, you know, actually, that is a much better band name haha. I love watching those older video clips, music was so much simpler then.

Butcher, wow! Sure, when you are hosing your car someone wants to get involved but if you were being mugged my bet is he (or she?) would not even look in your direction. What a sad state of affairs this world is in.

Hardyards's picture

Hey Mark,
I believe we will still be using Jake, plus we have signed Junior Kangaroos hooker Reece Robson on a four-year deal from St George Illawarra which will give us great depth. As for our half’s this season, I’ll get back to you after seeing the new talent on show at Cairns and see what Greeny is thinking🧐🙂

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To all who have posted music, can I thank you jointly. Too many for individual comment so can I just say thanks to all. I enjoyed the lot except for "a"s rap offering.
The Butcher
Mate loved your car wash tale, would love to have been a fly on the wall when you got rid of that dude or was it a dudette. Seriously are there people driving around our suburbs taking pics of people doing some watering? Perhaps they should ask the question first as in your case it was quite legal.
Hardyards
Thanks for the team update. I have a big soft spot for the Cows and wish them well next year.

mark ashford's picture

Baggy
I do believe we are on the same page regarding homosexuality. I have no great love for the lgbhxyzlmnop movement but do believe in the right for all Australians to live their lives as they wish without critics telling them they are wrong in their choice of lifestyle. I do take a little offence seeing two men kissing in public (just my age) You mentioned Alan Joyce the CEO of Qantas, an Irishman who has taken our national carrier from almost bankruptcy to back in black ( a little ACDC reference)
As you said when you go to work it doesn't matter your leanings just do a good job.

Christine 's picture

Just want to spare a thought for the people who lost there lives or are lying in a hospital injured in new zealand & rhe few that have been flown back to australia you are all in our thoughts we are thinking of you all in your time of need & suffering ...

Christine 's picture

Can i just make mention of this tragic incident in new zealand that has taken place we have fellow Australians injured in this so you are all in our thoughts we are thinking of you all ...

Hardyards's picture

Just quickly Mark,
I keep asking what LGBTQI stands for, but I can’t get a straight answer???

a's picture

Hardyards

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender

newbie from perth's picture

I thought about this and thought about this and kept asking myself should I or shouldn’t I and have finally decided to post this. More than likely the wrong move but still…

In keeping with the “musical” theme of late and seeing as Christmas is fast approaching I’d just like to share these “Dad Jokes” with y’all. Don’t blame me, my medication is wearing off 🤪.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper

Q: Why were there only 3 Kings at the birth of Jesus?
A: Because Elvis hadn't entered the building yet.

Q: What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
A: Limp Bizkit

Q: What is the most popular Christmas carol sung in the desert?
A: Camel ye Faithful.

Q: What do hip hop artists do on Christmas?
A: Unwrap.

@ Hardyards
Had to read your comment twice but eventually got the joke. Nice one 😁. But just in case anyone is unaware…

Apparently (way back) the original version was LGBTQIAPK

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Queer
Intersexual
Asexual
Polygamous or Polyamorous
Kink

I’ve also seen LGBTQQIAA

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Queer
Questioning
Intersexual
Asexual
Allies

I actually heard this one on the radio the other day…

LGBTIA

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Identifying As

Seriously? I sometimes wonder if they’re just being proud or whether they’re just seeking attention. Now before anyone jumps down my throat … I have immediate family members who fit into one or more of the above categories so I understand. I also accept them and only ask that they be happy and keep safe. Even so, what’s with all these abbreviations? Nutty, cuckoo, kaka, ppfftt! Mesa confused…

Anyhoo, I’m outta here. Have a good one peeps and remember the world is a wonderful place. 💖 🐔

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Hardyards
You'll struggle to get a straight answer to that one mate!

mark ashford's picture

Newbie
Even though a bit corny I enjoyed your Christmas jokes.
I always wondered why the lgbh etc came to be. Surely if they just adopted "the gay community" there would be no confusion. I too have a gay male friend (not a friend in that way) but he's a top bloke and doesn't do the girly, squeaky voice, limp wristed thingy. His partner is the same way and unless you knew you would never know. Believe it or not he voted against same sex marriage saying it was a load of rubbish.
They have been partners for at least 30 years and seem very happy.

newbie from perth's picture

“Standout Winner” Predictions - EPL Round 17

Last week’s predictions netted 2 from 3. Running results so far:

Home Teams – 23/34 @ 67.65%
Away Teams – 8/12 @ 66.67%

Predictions for this weekend:

Home Winners – Liverpool, Leicester & Man Utd
Away Winners - Man City

@ Mr Ashford
Yeah mate, those jokes are a bit lame but you know what? I reckon those sorts of jokes are as funny as you-know-what 😁. I could read them all day long. As far as your gay mate goes, good to know both him and his significant other are outwardly laid back so to speak. Nice to see they're still together after 30 years too. A lot of hetero couples could take a leaf out of their book eh? Don’t have anything against the limp wristed variety per sé, just as long as they don’t make a spectacle of themselves in public. That goes for anyone really. Time and place for everything as they say. Showing respect for people when in public is a fast disappearing attribute for sure.

I could get into trouble for this but it’s all a matter of “class” I reckon. Either you have it or you don’t. Sorta like not swearing in the company of women and children. Sorta like not spitting on the footpath. Hopefully people will get the gist of what I’m rambling on about. God, you know how I love to ramble on eh?

Anyway, need to have a grizzle about the weather over here at the moment. Got home at 4:45 this afternoon, turned on my phone and it tells me it was sitting on 40C. You gotta be kidding me! Thankfully the BOM reckons just 38C tomorrow and then cooling down into next week. It’s about 7:45 now and it’s still 33C. Sheesh!

Anyway must dash. Might jump in the shower to cool off.

OK kids, be good, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Begurk! 🐔 Begurk! 🐔

“The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it.”

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Yeah Steely - I'm out there/here, but not taking scalps in the cricket.
I'm being loaded like The Loaded Dog with stuff I try to answer and get to other I need to do. Then its Christmas wrap from work this Friday.

Red Devils finding some cohesion between themselves, but I tipped a draw in EPL Tipping between the two Manchesters.
I still got 6 from 10 in tipping.

Glasgow Rangers are also my team in Scotland. In the local A-League I must say that Western United are sure putting some early form together. They have certainly started the season well, better than some did in their first stint.

Me Sky Blue Smurfs are doing it extra well. LeFondre is an excellent finisher.

I'll push on for now and will catch up sooner than later.

Keep well and to all here, as well
Big Pete

newbie from perth's picture

Bloody hell! It’s 11.30 in the morning here and it’s sitting on 36C. Give me a break! So hot here the races at Ascot have been abandoned but at least the Test is still on 💪

Summer has only just started and I’m over it already. Sheesh!

OK kids, be good, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Begurk! 🐔 Begurk! 🐔

mark ashford's picture

Newbie
Your comment on "class" is spot on. Where have we come to when swearing in front of women & children is deemed ok. Swearing used to be kept to the "men only" bars or on fishing trips to Fraser Island that I do. Women in their quest for equality now swear worst than men. I guess they have achieved what they want EQUALITY but at what cost.
Tattoos used to be the realm of retired sailors or Islanders, now every second woman you see is decorated by who knows what. This is not a cheap form of decorating the body and that butterfly on top of your breast will end up near your bikini line as you age. I always loved the girls that took time to make their hair nice and apply just the right amount of makeup to get the boys interested. Back in the day it was perfect. AH I'm showing my age again.

christine's picture

well south Australia is tipped to top 50c next week so some of that will surely bother you I for one am hoping it won't be as bad as they are saying I hate it in the mid 30's it affects me bad but humidity for m is the bigger killer than near renders me out of action keep safe in the coming days ahead everyone ...

The Thinker's picture

Greetings folks

Apologies for the issues with the comments. I have given the jukebox a Fonzie whack and we are back in business...Hey!!!!!!

And thanks to A and Newbie for letting me know.

All the best and have a great break over Christmas everyone.

The Thinker

NuL1F3's picture

👍👍

newbie from perth's picture

Onya Boss! You Be Da Man 💪. Now I can whack up Wednesday’s Jukebox post tonight when I get home after food shopping. Then it’s 2 weeks off 😁 Cheers y’all…

manyana's picture

Hi Thinker, I hope you & your family have a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy, Healthy New Year.
Looking forward to the NRL starting again, and hopefully moving up the ladder a few places.
Merry Christmas to all.
Cheers, manyana.

mark ashford's picture

THINKER, TLH and all the wonderful posters on this site. I would like to wish you and your families a safe and enjoyable Christmas. I hope Santa brings you everything you have hoped for.
Please all remember the road safety rules if you are travelling, I want to see everyone back here in 2020.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

Christine 's picture

Newbie
red hot chilli peppers you haven'g mentioned them

Christine 's picture

Merry christmas to everyone on this site i hope you enjoy ever minute of it & don't forget to spare a thought to the fire fighters while we are all enjoying ourselves they are still at work battleing the fires for us it has been hard fighting these fires they certainly didn't think it would go this long they have been caught off guard with these fires & everyone aldo have a safe new year too ...

NuL1F3's picture

Here is a tune I am sure the Fonz would have been with ok with jumping to after his magic touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWqOSMDNUM

Happy Thursday everyone. I am curious if anyone knows this song and where it is famous from. Enjoy!

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Newbie’s Wed (actually Thurs) Night OSSOTW

Seeing no posts since last weekend had me worried but thankfully the Boss got it sorted. Noice 😁. Anyway, a bit later tonight than originally planned. My whole routine got thrown as I’m officially on holidays as of now. Decided to take off Friday (tomorrow) as well and my tiny brain keeps shifting from “is it Thurs or is it Friday” mode. Oh well, at least my washing’s done so no major chores (sort of) for the next 2 weeks. And I get to sleep in for the next 2 weeks as well. Woo-Hoo! OK, let’s do this thing!

An Aussie classic from 1983 so I’m thinking you might remember this or actually like it if you are in a certain age bracket. Then again, when has age ever stopped someone liking music eh? You know what I mean … old(er) people liking the new stuff and young(er) people liking the old stuff and so on. A teaser…

Hands reaching for a glass of water
Dry socks and razor rash
Your shoes under my bed
Dandruff, doona, cigarette ash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDO5KwDBgy8

@ Mr Ashford
Liked your comments too (re: class, tattoos and so on) and nothing wrong “showing your age” brother. Wear that as a “badge of honour” my friend. It’s taken a long time to experience what we have and learn the hard lessons so I reckon we deserve to share our wisdom as we see fit 💪.

@ Christine
Ha-Ha! Red Hot Chilli Peppers! Nice one girl. Cheers. Yeah, the fireys do a great job and ya gotta wonder where we’d all be without ‘em. Unheralded heroes if you ask me. Over here we recently had 4 days straight with temps of 40° plus. I hate summer 😣. Might have to move south to somewhere “cold” like my dear ol’ Ma did years ago. Must be genetic…

@ Markus
Thanks for the share brother. With the limited knowledge I have (and fast disappearing as I get older) this wouldn’t have anything to do with “Eddie & The Cruisers” would it? If not then I have no idea. Cheers.

Finally, let me do as others have done and take this opportunity to wish you all a safe and festive Christmas and an even better year in 2020.

The 4 Stages of Life:
1. You believe in Santa
2. You don’t believe in Santa
3. You dress up as Santa
4. You look like Santa

OK kids, stay well, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Cheers…

⛄ 🎅 🍺 ⛄ 🎅 🍺 ⛄ 🎅 🍺

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@ Butcher
Someone always slips in underneath me just before I hit “save” with my posts 😁. Mate, this is an absolute ripper my friend. So very glad you put this one up. Absolutely love this one. Makes me happy and serene. It also reminds me of a certain young lady from way back in the day. One particular summer’s day we spent together on Rottnest Island in particular. Even though we were only 15, what a perfect day that was 💖. Walking, talking, swimming, holding hands, sometimes kissing. Geez I miss her. Thanks buddy…

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Newbie
Glad you liked it
I actually had an encounter with Do Re mi lead singer Deborah Conway
I was working at a hotel as Duty Manager waiting for the last guest to check in around 11pm when in walks this scruffy looking lady and some muscley dude guitar in one hand suitcase in the other
I said to my much younger staff member that’s that singer Deborah Conway and she said I like her songs especially Heart of glass I said no that’s Deborah Harry (only if it was)
She said she had a booking under Betty Jones as she feared if she used her real name she might get mobbed
Considering I checked in Olivia Newton John the day before and she was left alone Deborah had nothing to worry about
She seemed to be very paranoid and a little over the top or in her case a little overboard
I remember her security guard wasn’t too smart
He can back to the counter and asked where are the lifts?
I said see those 2 big metal doors behind you.

a's picture

You songs this week sound great mine song of the week I’m Going all American hope you all like it. I think that it’s a classic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHTpGog0IY

The Butcher's picture

Great classic A
All your songs have been awesome

a's picture

Yeah thanks Butcher so have yours

mark ashford's picture

Songs:
NuLiF3 enjoyed your pick, something a little different.
Butcher terrific song, one of my favourites.
Newbie cool offering, powerful lady.
"a" one of the best songs ever written....thank you.
Butcher loved the tale about Debbie Conway and her minder. Methinks you may have missed your calling...a comedy gig perhaps?

newbie from perth's picture

“Standout Winner” Predictions - EPL Round 18

Last week’s predictions netted 2 from 4. Running results so far:

Home Teams – 24/37 @ 64.86%
Away Teams – 9/13 @ 69.23%

Predictions for this weekend:

Home Winners – no selections
Away Winners – no selections

Hmm, never had “no selections” for Home or Away before. I blame Santa 🎅

@ Butcher
Interesting story re Deb Conway my son. The bit about the security guy cracked me up but didn’t surprise me. He wasn’t employed for his IQ after all 😁. Anyway Deb’s surname reminded me of my “porn star” name actually. For those who don’t know, it’s the name of the first pet you owned and the name of the first street you lived in. Turns out my “porn star” name is …

Rusty Conway 💪

Gotta laugh eh? Anyone else wanna share?

@ a
I clicked on your song link, saw the song title, artist’s name, looked at the photo image and thought to myself “Huh? Why is there a photo of Bob Dylan there instead of you-know-who?”

Scrolled down and the guy explained it all. Still, it kinda caught me off balance for a while 😁. Nice one brother…

OK kids, be good, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Begurk! 🐔 Begurk! 🐔

NuL1F3's picture

The jukebox is belting out some great tunes this week!

Newbie, you are right on the money! Eddie and The Cruisers II (the song I shared is from the first one) is one of my all time favourite movies! And since you asked, my porn star name would be 'Rex Panek'. I actually don't hate that lol!

That was a great story Butcher, thanks for sharing :)

mark ashford's picture

Hi Newbie
Joining in the fun my porn star name would be Butch Fihelly (pronounced feely). Gotta wonder how many gigs I would have got with a moniker like that! We also had a cat at the same time that my Mom named Frankie (she was a Sinatra lover) so that would be Frankie Fihelly. It just gets worse.

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Hi Everyone

Apologies for my absence of late but being the house bitch is a busy life to lead.

Just wanted to wish Thinker, TLH and all of the fantastic people on this site a very merry xmas and a happy and safe new year.

I look forward to next year.

Tiger

Christine 's picture

Thinker what if i may ask is your juke box song seeing it is give us a glimpse into what the thinker likes ???

Mary S's picture

Merry Christmas everyone (but not too merry!!!) and a Happy & prosperous New Year!!

I have to get on the road shortly and travel with 3 pets so taking this opportunity to extend my best wishes to The Thinker, TLH and all posters to this site while I'm still sane (I think).

If not before - see you in the next decade!!!!!!
Cheers,
Mary

NuL1F3's picture

Good morning and Merry Christmas everyone!

OSSOTW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7doBMyEH_Ug

I would also like to iterate Christine in saying let us all spare a thought or two for all those devastated by the fires. Today is a good day to reflect on how lucky some of us really are and my thoughts and prayers go out to all those struggling to find something to smile about.

Great call Christine, what would we find in The Thinkers' playlist?

Hoping everyone has a wonderful day, filled with laughter and love!
Peace.

newbie from perth's picture

🎅 🍺 ⛄ 🤪 🎅 🍺 ⛄ 🤪 🎅 🍺 ⛄ 🤪

“Standout Winner” Predictions - EPL Round 19

No selections last week so strike rate remains unchanged. Running results so far:

Home Teams – 24/37 @ 64.86%
Away Teams – 9/13 @ 69.23%

Predictions for this weekend:

Home Winners – Tottenham, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Everton, Man Utd

Away Winners – Liverpool, Man City

Hmm, famine one week, feast the next 🤔

Considering this round (19) starts tomorrow (Boxing Day), it’s interesting to note that Round 20 starts on Saturday. Always wonder how a top tier competition like the EPL can have 38 games in a season (along with FA Cup matches, Champions League, Europa Cup, Milk Cup, Internationals and so on) and still manage to get it all done. Much Respect 💪

I realise no-one will be on here seeing as it’s Christmas Day and all but if you happen to pop in … hope you’re all having a good one. I don’t celebrate Christmas so it’s quite normal for me to treat this as just another day (hence the reason I’m here at this moment). Don’t you dare feel sorry for me. Just kiddin’ y’all, you can if you want 😁

OK kids, it’s adios from me and it’s adios from Rusty Conway. Be good, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Begurk! 🐔 Begurk! 🐔

P.S. You’ve done it again Markus! I was just on 15 mins ago and no-one, nothing. Just logged in and there you are. You must have a 6th sense mon frère 😍. I’m gonna put up some music a bit later (A16 on the jukebox) but need to have a coffee and some Tim Tams first. Will "review" your OSSOTW selection shortly 👍 Cheers…

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Newbie’s Wed Night OSSOTW

Not sure if this post will actually be seen or not but I’ll post anyway. Just mentioning as I posted earlier today but when I log out it disappears. Hopefully the Boss will be able to fix 🤞. OK, let’s get into it…

@ Markus
Thanks for the share brother. You may or may not know that I don’t celebrate Christmas in any way, shape or form (long story). However, I am sorely tempted to play this “Christmas” song at this time of the year. But wouldn’t you know, I decided at the very last minute not to break with tradition 😁 Not having a dig or anything, just sayin’. Hey, more than happy to listen to this in the other 11 ½ months of the year though 👍 Nice one!

In keeping with the “1343” theme, thought you might enjoy the reactions of young kids when you-know-who’s music is played to them. Aw, they’re so cute 😍 Hope you enjoy it (pretty sure you will).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DsivFJb_0

Now seeing as I don’t do Christmas, I’m not gonna put up a Christmassy song. Just a little toon I’ve always liked. Nice to get to listen to it every now and then…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FPE1Y5_4o

OK kids, stay well, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Cheers…

NuL1F3's picture

Good evening Newbie, yeah I have seen a few of those 'kids react' haha, they can be quite funny but geez are some of the kids obnoxious in some of those episodes!

Mate, you have struck a perfect chord with me my friend! This is one of my all time favourite songs!! I saw this band live once (was actually the very first band I ever saw) and absolutely loved it!! Thank you for the share :D

Haha @ 1343 :P You are very very sneaky Sir lol

Too each their own ;)

a's picture

Right time for my song of the week I going to show you the funny side of Christmas you don’t always see I not sure how you will all react but I always loved this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxgttJpbZE

a's picture

Good song their Newbie

newbie from perth's picture

OK Boss – Problem Solved 👍

Forget the email I sent you Boss, I’ve got this thing sussed. What I normally do is click on “397 comments” and then click on last page and then I’m good. This wasn’t working so what I did instead was click on “Read more” and then go to last page and everything’s good. Problem solved, just gotta remember is all. Apologies again for emailing you on Christmas day brother 😥…

@ Markus
So, you got the meaning of “1343” did ya? Nice one brother. Glad you and “a” liked this week’s song. I do my best 😁

@ “a”
Your SOTW was a little “different” for sure. While it’s meant (I think) as a bit of fun, all of those reasons (except for finding a tree and lights) are some (but not all) of the reasons I don’t “do it”. But I think that conversation is best left alone 🤔 Thanks for the share bro’…

OK kids, stay well, keep safe and enjoy life 😍 Cheers…

The Butcher's picture

It’s now Boxing Day I had a great Xmas I hope you did too
A couple of weeks ago I gave you SQ being Status Quo
This time I give you possibly my first crush another SQ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3raDV3PIVsE

a's picture

Great song Butcher

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